# Never have I ever \[Game in Progress\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 8, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454 "2009-04-08T23:37:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/201 "2009-04-21T13:38:37Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > If we’re going with **Chronos** ’ interpretation, I have never had a Christmas tree. I have had one under **CKDH** ’s actual intent, though. I put it up for a vote! Should we go with **Cronos** ’ interpretation, or **CKDH** ’s? I’m leaning towards CKDH’s myself, since I’ll be darned if those trees my parents bought when I was a kid weren’t mine :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/202 "2009-04-21T13:43:35Z")
I think **CKDH** ’s is closer to the spirit and intent of the question. That has my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/203 "2009-04-21T13:46:47Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I think **CKDH** ’s is closer to the spirit and intent of the question. That has my vote. Well, assuming he’s telling the truth. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/204 "2009-04-21T15:33:56Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > You missed, the drinking game statement. Ever played any? I have never played a drinking game. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/205 "2009-04-21T15:35:32Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Now to round off the first round, **CK Dexter Haven** steps up to bat - will he blow the squid out of the water with this statement? > > **Never have I ever had a Christmas tree.** > > And I finish round 1 with all greens… this time as a **squiddly green christmas tree ornament.** I have had a Christmas tree. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/206 "2009-04-21T15:40:16Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Well, assuming he’s telling the truth. 😉 Yeah, I’m telling the truth. I and my family are Jewish, so, no, aint none of us ever had a Christmas tree. I won’t use religion again, though: that is, I will NOT use “never had a ham and cheese sandwich” next round. It’d be too much of the same thing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/207 "2009-04-21T15:47:35Z")
In that case, **never have I ever had a Christmas tree (of my own).** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/208 "2009-04-21T15:56:54Z")
OK! Everyone’s onboard for the 1337 second round (sorry about that). Current standing are shown in the [squidsheet](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pdvHjMZSDCGFCQODnHv-1MQ), with Cronos packing a major lead! Will he be able to hold on to it after this round? _Drumrolls_ **Never have I ever used ANY sex toys** By which I mean, anything at all; including nifty lotions, handcuffs and whatever you can think of. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/209 "2009-04-21T17:42:00Z")
Uh… the color of my response should tell you my answer. I otherwise plead the Fifth. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/210 "2009-04-21T17:46:25Z")
I may have done a little whipping and chaining in my time. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/211 "2009-04-21T17:59:51Z")
I’ve never used any sex toys. I assume that condoms ain’t “toys.” ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/212 "2009-04-21T18:03:31Z")
> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#): > > I’ve never used any sex toys. I assume that condoms ain’t “toys.” I was thinking about adding that, but realised that nobody should think they are toys 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/213 "2009-04-21T18:30:45Z")
> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#): > > I’ve never used any sex toys. I assume that condoms ain’t “toys.” French tickler = toy. Ribbed = not toy. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/214 "2009-04-21T18:34:41Z")
Um, OK … yeah, um … ALL RIGHT YES I have! I admit it it! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/215 "2009-04-21T18:41:44Z")
lotion is really a “sex toy”? It just feels nice when you want things to feel nice… A soft and silky squid coming your way ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/216 "2009-04-21T19:29:43Z")
I’ll just quietly hand over this squid, without giving any more details. And by the way, it’s not a big deal, but my name has an h in it. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/217 "2009-04-21T19:32:33Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I’ll just quietly hand over this squid, without giving any more details. > > And by the way, it’s not a big deal, but my name has an h in it. Sorry, I’ll fix it straight away. And wheeee! A good one that scored well 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/218 "2009-04-21T19:37:42Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Um, OK … yeah, um … ALL RIGHT YES I have! I admit it it! 🆒 How _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/219 "2009-04-21T19:42:20Z")
**I have never used a sex toy.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/220 "2009-04-21T19:57:07Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > **I have never used a sex toy.** Yo! I need your statement, since you’re next up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454.md?page=12)