# Never have I ever \[Game in Progress\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 8, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454 "2009-04-08T23:37:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/221 "2009-04-21T20:06:18Z")
BTW- **Worm** , the pace of this game has been great! Having all the statements ahead of time was a great idea! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/222 "2009-04-21T20:12:53Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > BTW- **Worm** , the pace of this game has been great! Having all the statements ahead of time was a great idea! Thanks! I hope I haven’t been rushing things too much for you guys. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/223 "2009-04-21T20:27:13Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Yo! I need your statement, since you’re next up. I just sent you a PM with it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/224 "2009-04-21T22:19:05Z")
**One “not as vanilla as you” squid coming up** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/225 "2009-04-21T22:58:16Z")
Yup, with two to go we go to the next statement. \*\*Mahalot \*\*steps up to bat - and from the look of it, it sure seems to be a green one. **Never have I ever worked or attended school on my birthday.** **No, I don’t think any of my former bosses or teachers would’ve appreciated that excuse** 😉 How have you managed to avoid it? ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/226 "2009-04-21T23:09:43Z")
Yeah, I’ve worked and attended school on the anniversary of my birthday. I mean, technically, on my birth day, no, I didn’t work or attend school. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/227 "2009-04-21T23:14:34Z")
**One educated and over-worked squid for you** (I never went to school on my birthday until taking summer class in grad school.) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/228 "2009-04-21T23:40:21Z")
Summer birthday, Lifeguard squid, grad student squid, too. Actually, my PhD adviser and I had the same birthday, so we’d party together in the lab! Squidsheet Squidsheet I wanna see the squidsheet! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/229 "2009-04-21T23:42:23Z")
My birthday is in the summer, by the way, so I never went to school on my birthday, including college. Oh, and I teach, so that has held true. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/230 "2009-04-21T23:55:36Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Squidsheet > Squidsheet > > I wanna see the squidsheet! Your wish is my command! One [squidsheet](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pdvHjMZSDCGFCQODnHv-1MQ), updated and nice. Just remember. You can go into negatives, but as far as you end the round above zero, you’re on for the third round. **Mahaloth** - being born in autumn, I just did not think of that possibility :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/231 "2009-04-22T00:05:36Z")
**I have worked and/or attended school on pretty much all my birthdays, I think.** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/232 "2009-04-22T00:36:22Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Your wish is my command! (furiously makes a note over the apparent power I have over **WormTheRed** ) ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/233 "2009-04-22T00:55:38Z")
Sheesh, people, some of us work away from computers all day! Can’t believe I’m behind by two questions already! **I haven’t used a sex toy in the past 20 hours. Is that too much information?** **March babies rarely get their birthdays off unless they are my coworker who REFUSES to work on her birthday…I show up to get pressies!** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/234 "2009-04-22T03:44:11Z")
**Early September baby here, and I’ve worked or gone to school on just about all of my birthdays, too.** **Mahaloth** , how did you pull off a lifetime of birthday slacking? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/235 "2009-04-22T11:03:31Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > OK! Everyone’s onboard for the 1337 second round (sorry about that). > > Current standing are shown in the [squidsheet](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pdvHjMZSDCGFCQODnHv-1MQ), with Cronos packing a major lead! Will he be able to hold on to it after this round? > > _Drumrolls_ > > **Never have I ever used ANY sex toys** > > By which I mean, anything at all; including nifty lotions, handcuffs and whatever you can think of. No toys here. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/236 "2009-04-22T11:06:49Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Yup, with two to go we go to the next statement. > > \*\*Mahalot \*\*steps up to bat - and from the look of it, it sure seems to be a green one. > > **Never have I ever worked or attended school on my birthday.** My birthday is right before Christmas, so I’ve never attended school on it. However, I have worked on my birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/237 "2009-04-22T15:29:11Z")
Going to school, or toiling away without fail every Oct. 10. Unless it falls on the weekend, I guess! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/238 "2009-04-22T17:29:26Z")
> [@](#): > > I mean, technically, on my birth day, no, I didn’t work or attend school. Well, no, but you were involved in some labor that day. I, too, have both worked and schooled on the anniversary of my nativity. The squids are fairly flying, so far this round. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/239 "2009-04-22T18:46:32Z")
Google Docs is really teasing me, so no updated squidsheet. But I can at least hand out the next statement, this one from **Chronos** : **Never have I ever owned a motor vehicle.** **Yup - I own a stupid Opel, which I’m really trying to sell in a complete buyers market… yay!** And come tomorrow I’ll be afk until late Saturday, since I’m going to a family function (confirmation) up in north Iceland. I hope you won’t be too sad that you won’t be able to answer any new statements until then ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/240 "2009-04-22T18:47:55Z")
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