# Never have I ever \[Game in Progress\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 8, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454 "2009-04-08T23:37:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/241 "2009-04-22T18:49:29Z")
**I’ve had two Hundai Elantras in a row- sensible, boring, and yet somehow lovable.** Also a Honda Accord and a BMW M3. My cars have gone steadily downmarket while my income has gone up. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/242 "2009-04-22T19:50:09Z")
**I have owned a motor vehicle.** ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/243 "2009-04-22T20:14:10Z")
**11 year old Mazda 626 Senior year of high schol, Honda Civic after college graduation, Nissan Sentra after getting married, Subaru WRX Impreza Hatchback now (after getting separated/divorced)** ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/244 "2009-04-22T20:42:22Z")
I think Chronos is really a brain being held in a vat of liquid somewhere! How do you get around in Montana without a car? Perhaps a horse. 😉 I have owned several vehicles, none of which were particularly noteworthy or cool. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/245 "2009-04-22T20:47:44Z")
My Jeep Cherokee, 1996, lapis colored, is a car I still love. I have owned others, but loved none more. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/246 "2009-04-22T20:52:54Z")
Ok, that round went really fast… guess you’re starting to learn 🙂 Hence, you all deserve a new statement 😛 **Hoopy Frood** says: **Never have I ever had “makeup sex”.** **And here’s a was but no longer angry squid.** Do what you want with it 🙂 This isn’t going too well for me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/247 "2009-04-22T20:57:23Z")
I’ve had sex (with my husband!) while still mad at each other and sex after being mad at each other but never sex to feel better because we had been mad at each other Got all that? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/248 "2009-04-22T20:58:22Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I’ve had sex (with my husband!) while still mad at each other and sex after being mad at each other but never sex to feel better because we had been mad at each other > > Got all that? 🙂 So you’ve had angry sex, normal sex, kinky sex, but not makeup sex. Did I get that right? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/249 "2009-04-22T21:03:55Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > **Never have I ever had “makeup sex”.** **I thought I’d had makeup sex but IvoryTowerDenizen has confused the hell out of me.** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/250 "2009-04-22T21:13:11Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **I thought I’d had makeup sex but IvoryTowerDenizen has confused the hell out of me.** You almost needed to reach through the screen and perform the Heimlich maneuver on me. Breathe. Breathe. Make up sex (to me) is when you just got over fight and want to have sex to feel better about fighting and feel close again. I ahve been mad at my husband. I have gotten over being mad at my husband. At some later date we had sex. This is not make up sex. (You brought our the professor in me- do we need to review? :D) > [@WormTheRed](#): > > So you’ve had angry sex, normal sex, kinky sex, but not makeup sex. > > Did I get that right? It was lotion. Lotion is not a sex toy, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/251 "2009-04-22T21:59:07Z")
Never had makeup sex. I was beginning to think there wouldn’t be any purple this round. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/252 "2009-04-22T23:37:40Z")
**I have never had makeup sex.** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/253 "2009-04-23T00:41:23Z")
**Nor have I ever had "makeup sex."** ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/254 "2009-04-23T01:03:45Z")
I have certainly owned motor vehicles. I have never had “makeup” sex. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/255 "2009-04-23T01:14:19Z")
**I’ve owned maybe ten vehicles so far** **Have never had “makeup” sex…but I’ve had sex while wearing makeup…lol** ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/256 "2009-04-23T13:14:53Z")
No makeup sex here. The mad has to be fully over and gone for any friskiness to occur. For me, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/257 "2009-04-23T13:24:13Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > You almost needed to reach through the screen and perform the Heimlich maneuver on me. Breathe. Breathe. Eh? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/258 "2009-04-23T14:36:57Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Google Docs is really teasing me, so no updated squidsheet. > > But I can at least hand out the next statement, this one from **Chronos** : > > **Never have I ever owned a motor vehicle.** ( I have owned many motor vehicles. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/259 "2009-04-23T14:38:53Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Ok, that round went really fast… guess you’re starting to learn 🙂 > > Hence, you all deserve a new statement 😛 > > **Hoopy Frood** says: > > **Never have I ever had “makeup sex”.** ( I have had makeup sex. That was during the early days of the marriage, when sometimes we would pick a fight just so we could have hot monkeylove makeup sex. Toward the end, we would pick a fight just so they would go sleep in the other room. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/260 "2009-04-23T14:44:17Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > It was lotion. Lotion is not a sex toy, dammit! Just ask [Jeff Dunham](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix9en-A3tXU). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454.md?page=14)