# Never have I ever \[Game in Progress\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 8, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454 "2009-04-08T23:37:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/121 "2009-04-16T20:40:44Z")
**I have never had sex outdoors** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/122 "2009-04-16T20:43:18Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **I have never had sex outdoors** ☹ And what color were we just talking about 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/123 "2009-04-16T20:44:44Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > And what color were we just talking about 😃 **I have never been able to read instructions. And I haven’t had sex outdoors.** :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/124 "2009-04-16T20:55:41Z")
No nookie under the sky for me ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/125 "2009-04-17T01:40:06Z")
**Beach nookie, but not with a squid.** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/126 "2009-04-17T02:44:38Z")
Clarification, please: does this mean sexual intercourse, or any sexual contact more extensive than kissing? I know what “is” means, and no, I am not a former President of the United States. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/127 "2009-04-17T03:57:04Z")
\*\*I have never had sex outdoors. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/128 "2009-04-17T10:53:59Z")
**Finally, something I’ve done! Numerous times.** ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/129 "2009-04-17T11:28:53Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Since yet again 9/12 have answered (but a slightly different combo than before), I’ll roll the next statement. Elendil’s Heir says: > > **Never Have I Ever seen any of the Godfather movies all the way through.** \*\* I don’t know whether to be embarrassed or not, but I have seen all three from start to finish. They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/130 "2009-04-17T11:31:23Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > And since I’m fine with three people being behind 🙂 > > Here comes **Hoopy Frood’s** statement: > > **Never have I ever been outside my quadrant of the Earth. (I.e. I live in the Northern and Western Hemispheres. I’ve never been to the Southern or Easter Hemispheres.)** \*\* I have been outside my quadrant. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/131 "2009-04-17T12:26:13Z")
I have never had sex outdoors, assuming that means under the open sky sort of thing. I presume “sex” means intercourse, not just hugging and kissing. I have had sex in a camping tent but I assume that isn’t “outdoors.” ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/132 "2009-04-17T13:04:49Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Clarification, please: does this mean sexual intercourse, or any sexual contact more extensive than kissing? > > I know what “is” means, and no, I am not a former President of the United States. I had “under the clear blue sky in mind” when formulating the question, so tent sex is “indoors.” And by sex I mean intercourse, but if you consider “sex” to be some other other, uh, thing, I say if it’s sex to you, who are we to argue? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/133 "2009-04-17T13:19:31Z")
Nobody wants to change their question? You really want to step back to G-questions after our first tentative steps into PG? Well, well… the squidsheet looks like [this](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pdvHjMZSDCGFCQODnHv-1MQ). Please let me know if I’ve missed something. And here comes **Really Not All That Bright** , proudly presenting his statement, written in digital squid ink: **Never have I ever played a drinking game.** I’ve been to university, hence **I’ve played my fair share of drinking games** from day one. Yeah, the older students took us under their wings on day one and tought us a drinking game 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/134 "2009-04-17T15:41:24Z")
**I have played PLENTY of drinking games. What else is there to do in college?** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/135 "2009-04-17T15:43:19Z")
**I have played far too many drinking games, and have a degree to show for it.** ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/136 "2009-04-17T16:50:37Z")
I presume that that means that it actually involved drinking when you played it? Because this game right here is usually a drinking game, when played offline. Given that, I’ve never played a drinking game. And really, how could I part with any of my squids? They’re all so cute, and I couldn’t bring myself to choose between them. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/137 "2009-04-17T16:53:13Z")
You who haven’t played a drinking game, do you drink alcohol? And my squids are by far the [cutest](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QX89vSh5hP8/RrxeNJNq8PI/AAAAAAAAAfM/vAuRDs0_WoA/s320/DSC06380.JPG) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/138 "2009-04-17T16:53:48Z")
On the squidsheet: It looks like you have me giving up a squid for the quadrant question, but [I haven’t](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11039192&postcount=79). The only thing I’ve done so far is visit DC. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/139 "2009-04-17T16:59:12Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **I have played far too many drinking games, and have a degree to show for it.** Dude! This is your statement. You’re supposed to pick something you haven’t done 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/140 "2009-04-17T17:01:07Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Dude! This is your statement. You’re supposed to pick something you haven’t done 😉 I didn’t understand the game when I picked my statement, remember? You could always let me pick another one… I’ve only played never have I ever as a drinking game, where you drink if you’ve done it. Actually, thinking about it, I’d have been trying to avoid drinking. But you know what they say: “When you cheat at drinking games, you’re only cheating yourself.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454.md?page=8)