# Never have I ever \[Game in Progress\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454 "2009-04-08T23:37:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/141 "2009-04-17T17:09:48Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I didn’t understand the game when I picked my statement, remember? You could always let me pick another one…
> 
> I’ve only played never have I ever as a drinking game, where you drink if you’ve done it.
> 
> Actually, thinking about it, I’d have been trying to avoid drinking. But you know what they say: “When you cheat at drinking games, you’re only cheating yourself.”

Nah, just remember it for next round. You’ll just have to promise to give yourself a squid 🙂

ETA: [Updated](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pdvHjMZSDCGFCQODnHv-1MQ)and colorcoded for your convenience.

(why, yes, I’m bored at the moment)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/142 "2009-04-17T17:54:16Z")

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I’ve never had sex outdoors.

I’ve played a few drinking games.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/143 "2009-04-17T18:39:23Z")

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\*\*One outdoor sex squid coming up.

And one squid gives a hearty cheer to Cardinal Puff. (i.e. drinking game)\*\*

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/144 "2009-04-18T01:49:22Z")

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**I’ve thought about playing one, but I’ve never actually participated in a drinking game.**

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/145 "2009-04-18T02:01:24Z")

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**I have never played a drinking game**

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/146 "2009-04-18T03:10:21Z")

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**Quarters, chandeliers, beer pong**

You should have seen my GPA freshman year…

Am I the only one that has done everything so far???

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/147 "2009-04-18T03:31:18Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> You should have seen my GPA freshman year…

Mine never quite caught up with my BAC…

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/148 "2009-04-18T09:45:14Z")

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Okelidokeli… let’s see what we have here.

Most people answered: check  
Squidsheet updated: [check](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pdvHjMZSDCGFCQODnHv-1MQ)  
Next statement coming up: check

**Clothahump** says:

**Never have I ever voluntarily done non-prescription drugs**

I have taken my fair share of headache pills (sometimes the morning after playing a drinking game), so I’ll have to **give you one squid in a white robe.**

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/149 "2009-04-18T12:33:35Z")

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**Tylenol, aspirin, cold pills…of course I’ve voluntarily done non-prescription drugs!**

I’m assuming the word illegal wasn’t omitted by mistake? Never done no illegals…

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/150 "2009-04-18T12:39:22Z")

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So he’s saying he’s never taken aspirin or whatever?  
\*\*  
If that’s the case, Yes I’ve voluntarily taken non-prescription drugs!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/151 "2009-04-18T14:08:44Z")

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Yeesh…you never took an individual aspirin or taken an antacid?

**I’ve voluntarily taken non-prescription drugs, but only for medical reasons like…a headache!**

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/152 "2009-04-18T14:23:43Z")

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\*\*Clothahump \*\*and **CK Dexter Haven** , please report for duty! You’re running behind schedule 😉

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/153 "2009-04-18T15:51:42Z")

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**migraine and allergy squid going your way**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/154 "2009-04-18T16:05:51Z")

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**I have taken the occasional aspirin or Tylenol.**

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/155 "2009-04-18T17:31:40Z")

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I’ve taken headache pills (aspirin etc.) and caffeine

Waitaminute… **Clothahump** said that he’s had coffee. Was that always decaffeinated?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/156 "2009-04-18T20:38:39Z")

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**I have taken the occasional aspirin, Tylenol, cough syrup and multivitamin.**

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/157 "2009-04-18T23:56:20Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Waitaminute… **Clothahump** said that he’s had coffee. Was that always decaffeinated?

Yeah…good point, actually. Clothahump, caffeine aside(though I do think it’s a drug), how have you avoided all non-prescription drugs your entire life?

Have you ever had an antibiotic?

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/158 "2009-04-19T02:22:45Z")

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I have never actually played a drinking game.I’ve had them described to me and helped “invent” some, but never actually played one.

I have taken various non-prescription drugs, assuming this means over-the-counter like aspirin and Nyquil.If you mean hard drugs or illegal drugs, then no, I haven’t.

Sorry to have been a li’l behind, life sometimes interferes with internet-playing.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/159 "2009-04-19T16:45:08Z")

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**One headache-free squid heading your way**

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-game-in-progress/492454/160 "2009-04-19T21:47:53Z")

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Time for the next one, since we’re pretty cought up 😉

But life getting in the way of internet games? Come on 😃

Anyways… here comes **IvoryTowerDenizen** :

**Never have I ever been on a cruise ship**

**And here’s a scurvy seasquid for you** … but I’ve only been on 24h cruises ☹

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