I have never been to Las Vegas. And have little to no interest in ever being there, frankly.
I’m keeping my gambling squid this time around.
Okelidokeli ya’ll. After two that everyone had done and two that not many have done let’s see in which camp Ellen Cherry goes:
Never have I ever been tattooed.
I have to admit that I’ve thought about it plenty, especially when I was more buff. But I’m glad I didn’t get it done.
ETA: Updated squidsheet- this one ought to be correct.
Will never, ever get tattooed
I have a tattoo.
Never have, never will be tattooed, alleluia, amen!
My net winnings in Vegas are exactly -$0.25. You can’t visit Vegas without gambling, so we each donated a quarter to a slot machine.
But unless you count the mark left in the heel of my hand from when a kid stabbed me with a pencil in 7th grade, I’ve never had a tattoo.
Nope, never had a tattoo. Hope never to have one.Never been to Tattoo-ine, neither.
Funny guy
The plane! The plane! Tattoo has never visited my house, nor have I had one on my skin.
Don’t have a tattoo, won’t have a tattoo, have tried very hard to convince my children not to get tattoos.
I go once a year. I’d live there if I could.
I will never, ever, ever have a tattoo.
Just a few slackers left now
Really Not Learning the Color Rules is up next:
Never have I ever run out of gasoline.
And neither have I. I tend to fill up at the latest at a quarter tank.
And some squids for you.
I have never run out of gasoline.
Once. On the way to nurse my baby at daycare. Pre-cell phones. That was a drag!
Oh, crap. I did…once. Very embarrassing. I was so broke…
I have never run out of gas. Given my statement earlier this round, it would have been awfully hard for me to have.
I once ran out of gasoline. It turns out that my tank had been drained, my gas stolen. It wasn’t my fault. Seriously.
I’ve never, ever run out of gasoline.
Although I’ve come close a few times, most memorably (in a bad way) once late at night in Vermont when I knew I’d have a very hard time finding an open gas station. As I was on my way to see my girlfriend after several months apart, it made for some anxious moments… but I was able to fill up in time. =Whew!=