Damn are you guys discrete. Loads of red squids in the last couple of statements. Now let’s see how you fancy fancy food?
Kittenblue says:
Never have I ever eaten an oyster.
I’ve eaten it. My parents have oysters and “surf n turf” as a New Years tradition; so when I’m there - I eat oysters. Not too impressed with them though 
I have never eaten an oyster.
I think I’ve done nothing this round!
I have eaten oysters. Yum!
Once. Blech.
Oh my god I suck at this.
I have eaten oysters.
Yes you do 
But don’t be shy 
According to the squidsheet, IvoryTowerDenizen looks to be the first one pushed off the cliff, deep into the squid infested seas. The only remaining hope is if Ellen Cherry has been been caught in bed.
Mahaloth; you have owned a car 
Nooooooooo!
I’ve eaten oysters often. I love 'em, especially fried. Mmmmmm.
Ah.
Right.
:smack:
Fried? I’ve only had them raw with lemon. How do you fry them?
They have a consistency like thick snot, but not a bad flavor. Which, surprisingly, isn’t much like the flavor of squid.
Well, I’m no chef and have never actually seen them being cooked, but at their best IMHO they’re lightly breaded and then briefly fried. Sometimes the breading can have seasonings - paprika, maybe, or thyme? - which also gives 'em a kick.
Here are some recipes I found online; I offer no guarantee of quality or palatability:
http://www.premiersystems.com/recipes/seafood/fried-oyster-recipe.html
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Deep-Fried-Oysters/Detail.aspx
http://www.recipejoint.com/recipe-oyster/pan-fried-oyster-with-creole-mayo.html
Thank you! On to try them next time I have oysters in the kitchen.
I have eaten oysters. Although I had calamari for lunch. Fried! On a chef’s salad. It was tres yum.
I have never been caught in bed by an adult or a kid either. Thought THAT one has been close.
Darn.
And with that shocking denial from Ellen Cherry, you all hear a snap
What was that, you wonder? Eerily looking around while standing on the cliff, the fog creaping up against you, making it very hard to see even the palm of your own hand.
Next, you hear an aaaahhhhhhhhhh
Followed by a splash
…and then they were 10.
**IvoryTowerDenizen **is the first to fall into the squid filled abyss
You enjoyed that way too much.
I will remember this, long into the future.
I have eaten oysters. My most memorable oyster-eating was in Japan, there was a restaurant in Hiroshima that served us an eight-course oyster meal: oyster soup, raw, fried, chopped in fried rice, etc. Yummmm.
Just a tad 
And since I’m at it… will Ellen Cherry be the next to go? (how? that remains to be seen)
CK Dexter Haven says:
Never have I ever gone to FaceBook
Never viewed any page thereunto connected
And dude! It’s like my secong most visited site after this one… it’s great to stay in touch with people all over the world.
Here’s some squids, Dex you old fogie.
Though I really don’t do much more there than just confirm friend request and occasionally get tagged in group photos.