# Never Have I Ever - II (Game in Progress)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 12, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812 "2008-12-12T01:49:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 25

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/481 "2009-01-27T01:17:56Z")

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\*\*I’m hemorrhaging kitties! Says the one whose kitty has asked out a guy or two on more than one occasion. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/482 "2009-01-27T06:54:10Z")

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_pinches the cheek of the youngin_

Heck, I asked two gals out just this weekend, and now I’ve got a _smokin’_ hot date to the annual rugby banquet next weekend. She said no last time I asked her out, so here’s a big F-U to those that say it’s “creepy” to ask a gal out again if she says no the first time.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Mood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@Blue\_Mood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Mood)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/483 "2009-01-27T07:27:30Z")

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Finally I keep a kitty.

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**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/484 "2009-01-27T07:33:14Z")

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**Nope - never asked anybody to go on a date**

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/485 "2009-01-27T08:04:30Z")

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**Not me.**

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**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/486 "2009-01-27T10:42:44Z")

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This kitty makes the guys do all the work 😉

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**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/487 "2009-01-27T10:48:19Z")

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> [@I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](#):
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> I think I’m moving to Alberta. I had a rat run over my foot once. EEEEWWW!!!

Yikes! I have an irrational fear of rats, irrational because my chances are damn near zero of seeing any. Snakes too, luckily I have never seen any snakes here at my farm. A couple hours south and there are tons and tons, rattlers and all different kinds. Some animals are just gross.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/488 "2009-01-27T12:50:15Z")

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My casual relationship with the opposite sex finally paid off!

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**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/489 "2009-01-27T13:49:35Z")

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Oh, gosh. I’m addicted to going on dates!

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/490 "2009-01-27T14:24:42Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> **Nope.** I’m the innocent victim of a nefarious campaign of sentimental predation orchestrated by the international wimmin conspiracy that seeks to steal my essence and impurify my precious bodily fluids.
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> (out of curiosity, how does one unintentionally asks someone out, exactly ?)

Very, very awkwardly.

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/491 "2009-01-27T14:27:58Z")

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**Here’s more kitties. I’ve asked out.**

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**Author:** ![Amygdala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Amygdala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amygdala)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/492 "2009-01-27T14:45:46Z")

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**Yay, I finally get to keep a kitty!** I’m way too shy to ask anyone out.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/493 "2009-01-27T15:10:55Z")

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**Fetchund** , you may post your next Never now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/494 "2009-01-28T18:36:23Z")

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Oh, poop.

I’ve been asking all my friends, and as it turns out, I have led a more varied life than I had previously believed! However,

**I have Never, Ever tried any illegal drugs, including anybody else’s prescriptions for anything.**

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/495 "2009-01-28T19:26:17Z")

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**One stoned kitty, coming up!**

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/496 "2009-01-28T19:48:16Z")

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puff, puff, one toking kitty coming up

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**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/497 "2009-01-28T20:13:01Z")

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**Nope - I get to keep my legal kitty**

and don’t I just love to live in a very broad-minded country 😃

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**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/498 "2009-01-28T20:25:25Z")

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Kitty for Texas

Kitty for Dating

Kitty for drugs.

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**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/499 "2009-01-28T20:37:49Z")

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**My birthday is on 4 20. Need I say more?**

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/500 "2009-01-28T20:39:42Z")

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**Pollyanna kitty reluctantly, unhappily stays with me. But trust me, she’d much rather have inhaled at least once.** ☹

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