# Never Have I Ever - II (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 12, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812 "2008-12-12T01:49:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/521 "2009-02-01T23:26:57Z")
Nope. Technically, grad school wasn’t a job! (I think-- the phrasing is confuzzing me. I have never slept with a co-worker. I get to keep my kitty?) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon\_Salt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/522 "2009-02-02T00:11:04Z")
🆒 I am now regretting never having learned how to diagram sentences. I am parsing that as: “Every job I had, I had sex with a least one colleague/co-worker” So, since my history is the opposite of your history (i.e. I have had at least one job where I never banged a co-worker)… **Give?** ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/523 "2009-02-02T01:03:22Z")
So, if I read that right, and I have had a job at which I have not slept with anyone, I give you a kitty. Um, **Here, I think.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/524 "2009-02-02T04:48:17Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > **Never Have I Ever had a job where I didn’t have sex with a least one colleague/co-worker** > > Sorry - I was away this weekend 🙂 So every job you have ever had, you have had sex with at least one co-worker. The way I read that is that if any of our players have held a job where they did not sleep with a co-worker, then they give you two kitties. This would include any folks who have not had sex at all. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/525 "2009-02-02T04:49:19Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Nope. Technically, grad school wasn’t a job! > > (I think-- the phrasing is confuzzing me. I have never slept with a co-worker. I get to keep my kitty?) Sorry, you give two. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/526 "2009-02-02T05:52:03Z")
For the purposes of this question, are they considered a coworker if they work for the same company as you but in a completely different division, such that you would have no interactions with them _because_ of work? ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/527 "2009-02-02T07:22:29Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > For the purposes of this question, are they considered a coworker if they work for the same company as you but in a completely different division, such that you would have no interactions with them _because_ of work? I would think so - even though all of _mine_ were someone I worked a lot with 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/528 "2009-02-02T07:24:27Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > So every job you have ever had, you have had sex with at least one co-worker. The way I read that is that if any of our players have held a job where they did not sleep with a co-worker, then they give you two kitties. This would include any folks who have not had sex at all. Yes, I’ve had sex with one (or more) co-worker in every job I ever had 😃 ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/529 "2009-02-02T07:54:22Z")
**I like to keep work and play separate!** ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/530 "2009-02-02T19:06:47Z")
At last count, I have held over 30 jobs. I’m rather glad to lose kitties on this one! Just as a matter of curiosity - how many jobs have you HAD? ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/531 "2009-02-02T20:42:19Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > So every job you have ever had, you have had sex with at least one co-worker. The way I read that is that if any of our players have held a job where they did not sleep with a co-worker, then they give you two kitties. This would include any folks who have not had sex at all. Not if they’ve never held an official job either! ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/532 "2009-02-02T20:45:36Z")
I consider myself as having three jobs: 1. KFC. I worked in my hometown, and at my college town. In discussion, I consider it one job, since it was virtually identical. My first real girlfriend was my manager there, and we dated seriously for about 18 months. (Yes, we had sex in the kitchen, if you were wondering.) 2. A job at an explosives research center. I had sex with the receptionist. She had a total crush on me since I moved to college. I was a couple years older than her, and when I started working there we got together frequently. 3. My current job. I’ve had sex with a couple people who work here, but they’re not at all involved with what I do. Do with my kitties what you wish. Just don’t work with them, they’re youngsters. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/533 "2009-02-02T20:54:20Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Sorry, you give two. Darn it. 🙂 Should have had more sex… ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/534 "2009-02-02T21:08:06Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > I consider myself as having three jobs: > > 1. KFC. I worked in my hometown, and at my college town. In discussion, I consider it one job, since it was virtually identical. My first real girlfriend was my manager there, and we dated seriously for about 18 months. (Yes, we had sex in the kitchen, if you were wondering.) > > 2. A job at an explosives research center. I had sex with the receptionist. She had a total crush on me since I moved to college. I was a couple years older than her, and when I started working there we got together frequently. > > 3. My current job. I’ve had sex with a couple people who work here, but they’re not at all involved with what I do. > > Do with my kitties what you wish. Just don’t work with them, they’re youngsters. Sounds like you get to keep your kitties! ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/535 "2009-02-02T21:33:17Z")
Suckas!!! It only works out since I work at a place that has between 10,000 and 15,000 employees, depending on the time of year. ---
**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/536 "2009-02-02T21:35:35Z")
**Um, I have had a job where I didn’t sleep with a co-worker, so… I give two kitties?** Is that it? I’m so confused. ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/537 "2009-02-02T21:52:25Z")
When I worked at T.G.I. Friday’s, yes. Many of the other servers were young, sexy college co-eds making money to pay off tuition. That place just oozed with sexual tension. My life was like the movie _Waiting_. Since I started my new job, however, my co-workers are 20-30 years older than me, have kids, and are married. Should I go for a few of the MILFs? **For now, take my kitties.** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/538 "2009-02-02T21:56:58Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > **You go, girl.** > > Sorry, thought you were a dude at first. Okay, so to clarify, I’m giving kitties because I’ve had quite a few jobs where I didn’t sleep with any cow-orkers. I did, however, bang one girl I worked with at Fazoli’s many years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/539 "2009-02-02T21:58:07Z")
> [@Fetchund](#): > > At last count, I have held over 30 jobs. I’m rather glad to lose kitties on this one! > > Just as a matter of curiosity - how many jobs have you HAD? 4 - I just seem to be attracted to people (read: men) I work with 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/540 "2009-02-02T22:00:07Z")
> [@Hi\_Neighbor](#): > > Should I go for a few of the MILFs? Yes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812.md?page=28)