# Never Have I Ever - II (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 12, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812 "2008-12-12T01:49:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/81 "2008-12-14T16:26:44Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > And here’s mine: > > **I have never shaved hair.** > > (though I will admit to practicing on a hairless surface) One hairless kitten, for you. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/82 "2008-12-14T16:28:57Z")
Oh, heck. I knew I should have started out as a hairy gal from adolescence! You may have this newly shaved Persian - not litterbox trained. Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/83 "2008-12-14T16:40:29Z")
**Here’s a nicely shaven…kitty for you, pedescribe.** ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/84 "2008-12-14T16:50:55Z")
I have shaved hair. I shaved one last week ---
**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/85 "2008-12-14T17:02:20Z")
I shaved a while ago. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/86 "2008-12-14T17:03:25Z")
Three statements in, and we are giving away shaved pussies. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/87 "2008-12-14T17:18:41Z")
Another kitten escapes my grasp. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/88 "2008-12-14T18:45:15Z")
\*\*Alas, my kitty only has a mowhawk, but you can have her. \*\* And **pede** , you’re either an all-natural woman, a mountain man or a whippersnapper… which is it? Fess up you! 😛😃 Unless you’re all three. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/89 "2008-12-14T19:01:16Z")
The kittens are flying out of my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Mood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@Blue\_Mood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Mood)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/90 "2008-12-14T20:53:04Z")
Here you go pedescribe. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/91 "2008-12-14T20:59:44Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > \*\*Alas, my kitty only has a mowhawk, but you can have her. \*\* > And **pede** , you’re either an all-natural woman, a mountain man or a whippersnapper… which is it? Fess up you! 😛😃 > > Unless you’re all three. :eek: A whippersnapper. Actually, I used that one this round (instead of saving it for high-kitten rounds) because I’m probably going to have to shave in a few weeks or so. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/92 "2008-12-14T21:06:49Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > A whippersnapper. > > Actually, I used that one this round (instead of saving it for high-kitten rounds) because I’m probably going to have to shave in a few weeks or so. 😃 _lol_ I did find it funny - but just you wait! I’m sure I’ll get you \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Amygdala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Amygdala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amygdala)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/93 "2008-12-14T21:58:14Z")
**Here you go, pedescribe.** ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/94 "2008-12-14T22:24:37Z")
**Bye bye, sweet kitty.** ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/95 "2008-12-14T22:25:53Z")
**Never kissed under missletoe. I live in the desert, but also near the mountains. I shaved for a smokin’ hot date last night.** ---
**Author:** ![I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19adc/32.png) [@I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Am_The_Lorax)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/96 "2008-12-15T02:12:16Z")
I’ve never been kissed under the mistletoe I live in Buffalo I shave (almost) often enough ---
**Author:** ![Bacon\_Salt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/97 "2008-12-15T03:00:24Z")
**Total Lost** , I build my snowmen the way all Texas kids build them- my sister and I get up early and scrape all of the snow off of the neighbors’ cars and then we realize the snowman is still gonna be less than a foot high and mostly made of mud. So we throw what we’ve managed to amass at each other for about five minutes and then we go back inside. Anyway, **I have been shaving since I was a whippersnapper.** [Enjoy.](http://www.lionlabs.com/newsik/photo/lion_cut/lion_cut.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/98 "2008-12-15T04:36:19Z")
**Grmbl. Here’s a kitty. Now get off my beard ! Kids these days…** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/99 "2008-12-15T05:32:14Z")
\*\*QueenOfTown \*\*and **ArrMatey**! are the only two players not to have checked in yet. **Fetchund** , you may go ahead and post your first Never. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812/100 "2008-12-15T05:40:43Z")
> [@Bacon\_Salt](#): > > **Total Lost** , I build my snowmen the way all Texas kids build them- my sister and I get up early and scrape all of the snow off of the neighbors’ cars and then we realize the snowman is still gonna be less than a foot high and mostly made of mud. So we throw what we’ve managed to amass at each other for about five minutes and then we go back inside. Pfff… out here in VA, I make 'em about 6 inches high, and then stick my mini-snow men in the freezer. Always surprised the roommates when he went to get something. And then you just peg someone with a snowball in April and they get REALLY REALLY confused at you. though you gotta give it time to de-frost a little. Learned that one the hard way… Ah… college. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever-ii-game-in-progress/476812.md?page=6)