# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/181 "2009-07-07T21:05:59Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > **Never dumped. I had a few that just kinda drifted apart, one where I’ve done the dumping, and one still going!** > Who won? 😃 There were some other variables included in the bet, but we called it even after about a month. It ended about 6-6. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/182 "2009-07-08T02:19:10Z")
\*\*Never have I ever been dumped. Never have I ever had a one-night stand.\*\* There are two people I’ve only slept with once, but one was that way on purpose and the other was because we never had the chance again, but intended to. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/183 "2009-07-08T02:29:23Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > There are two people I’ve only slept with once, but one was that way on purpose… Um… how is that not a one night stand? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/184 "2009-07-08T02:39:48Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Um… how is that not a one night stand? 😕 That was my question too, but I didn’t want to look greedy… ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/185 "2009-07-08T04:54:16Z")
Augh, sorry so late!! Got extremely busy. **I have seen The Little Mermaid. \*\* And I liked it, so there. \*\* Never have I ever owned a kitten.** I don’t hate cats. I think they’re great. With a little garlic and onions…over rice… Just kidding! OK, I think it’s that I’m allergic to them, mostly. I’m a dog person. Not a cat person. I have never even admitted this on the SDMB – I’m wondering if there are people with pitchforks outside, even now… \*\*Never Have I Ever smoked pot on a Tuesday at 3:53 p.m. while wearing a purple fedora. \*\*That was the question, right? Oh. OK, \*\* I have smoked pot. \*\* \*\* Never Have I ever consumed a whole beer. \*\* It is disgusting to me. It makes me throw up. I tried drinking some in a game once where they were “making” me drink it and they stopped because they saw it was going to make me actually throw up. **I have seen The Godfather.** And, Round 2: \*\*I have been dumped. \*\* And, ahem, **I have had a one-night stand.** Did I miss any? Sorry to make you go back and revisit Round One with the scoring and stuff… ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/186 "2009-07-08T09:23:35Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Um… how is that not a one night stand? 😕 That’s totally a ONS. Have sex once and not again, check! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/187 "2009-07-08T12:13:27Z")
[peanut gallery] I only have one nightstand. After all, I live alone, so what would I need two nightstands for? (Yes, it was a horrible pun. But it was a mindworm that I just couldn’t get rid of every time someone would answer that question.) And you people that don’t like beer are you actually drinking good beer or swill? I never liked beer until sometime in college when I was introduced to the shear variety of it available. There’s a beer style to match just about anyone’s tastes. [/peanut gallery] ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/188 "2009-07-08T12:38:14Z")
My definition of a “one night stand.” Go out, meet a attractive female, take her home (or hers), yadda yadda yadda, never see her again. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/189 "2009-07-08T12:39:12Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > [peanut gallery] > > I only have one nightstand. After all, I live alone, so what would I need two nightstands for? > > (Yes, it was a horrible pun. But it was a mindworm that I just couldn’t get rid of every time someone would answer that question.) > > And you people that don’t like beer are you actually drinking good beer or swill? I never liked beer until sometime in college when I was introduced to the shear variety of it available. There’s a beer style to match just about anyone’s tastes. > > [/peanut gallery] We have people watching us play? Like Wimbledon? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/190 "2009-07-08T12:39:33Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > And you people that don’t like beer are you actually drinking good beer or swill? I never liked beer until sometime in college when I was introduced to the shear variety of it available. There’s a beer style to match just about anyone’s tastes. I’ve had a whole variety of beers/ales/lagers in a host of countries, and while they may start off as tasty, nuanced, and alive with colors and variations, invariably, by the fourth or fifth sip, it all reduces to piss-water. Blech. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/191 "2009-07-08T13:04:52Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > My definition of a “one night stand.” Go out, meet a attractive female, take her home (or hers), yadda yadda yadda, never see her again. My definition; have sex with a person once. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/192 "2009-07-08T13:09:31Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > My definition; have sex with a person once. This was the definition I sent in with my statement: “Had a one-night stand (by which I mean intercourse with someone I never had sex with again).” ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/193 "2009-07-08T13:29:33Z")
\*\*I have never been dumped! I have NEVER had a one night stand!\*\* _:: tosses tiara to one of you other sluts_:: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/194 "2009-07-08T14:00:07Z")
_:: picks up the tiara and puts it back in the box for safekeeping::_ Let’s keep the wagon rolling with some more statements: Superman says: **Never have I ever met another straight doper in real life** **Neither have I. Might have to do with the fact that I live where I live and that I’ve only been a Doper for a year.** **Mahaloth** says: **Never have I ever had sex with more than one person in my entire lifetime** (clarification: Only one sexual partner in all) **As previously mentioned, I have.** ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/195 "2009-07-08T14:09:11Z")
**I have never met another Doper in person.** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/196 "2009-07-08T14:09:46Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > We have people watching us play? Like Wimbledon? 😃 > [@WormTheRed](#): > > _:: picks up the tiara and puts it back in the box for safekeeping::_ Given some of your previous answers, maybe you should put the tiara on yourself. 😉 **I have met another straight doper (though not a gay one, to the best of my knowledge). Shout-out to the OrlanDoper crew!** **I have had sex with more than one person.** ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/197 "2009-07-08T14:13:17Z")
Well, since almost every doper is anonymous to me: **I, too, have never met another doper IRL.** But, heck, my neighbor might be a doper and I just don’t know it. I assume that sex “all by yourself” does not count but in any event **I have had sex with more than one person.** ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/198 "2009-07-08T14:19:12Z")
**I have never met another Doper in person.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/199 "2009-07-08T14:19:20Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Given some of your previous answers, maybe you should put the tiara on yourself. 😉 I wish I were still as slutty as back in University. I’m afraid I’m as pure as a Trapiste Brother now. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/200 "2009-07-08T14:41:56Z")
[quote=“WormTheRed, post:194, topic:501075”] \ ***Mahaloth** says: **Never have I ever had sex with more than one person in my entire lifetime** (clarification: Only one sexual partner in all) **I have had sex with more than one partner. (And a few times, more than one partner at a time!)** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=11)