# Never Have I Ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/281 "2009-07-13T17:56:26Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> [COLOR=“DarkGreen”]\*\*I’ve never owned a flat screen TV. I have a flat screen, LCD computer monitor, but never a TV.

The original statement was:

**Never Have I Ever owned a flat-panel TV or monitor.**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/282 "2009-07-13T18:18:57Z")

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Gotcha!

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/283 "2009-07-14T00:45:35Z")

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\*\*Never have I ever owned a flat-panel anything.

I have used an airplane lavatory.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/284 "2009-07-14T04:00:51Z")

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**I’ve got a flat TV.**

I didn’t think so many people so far would have used the loo on a plane. Yay Worms! Oh wait, I don’t have any worms.

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/285 "2009-07-14T15:44:59Z")

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\*\*I’m afraid I’ve both owned a flat panel monitor (and about to pick up another)

and used the airplane bathroom. _You_ try a 14-hour flight without.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/286 "2009-07-14T19:40:34Z")

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> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> The original statement was:
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> **Never Have I Ever owned a flat-panel TV or monitor.**

Oops.

**My mistake. I have then.**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/287 "2009-07-14T21:13:30Z")

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That should be red, shouldn’t it? You must have RNATB Syndrome.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/288 "2009-07-15T13:39:21Z")

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Our moderator seems to have gone on vacation.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/289 "2009-07-15T18:16:47Z")

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NO, no - I’m just lounging in the sun 🙂

It’s just that so many haven’t replied to the latest statements and I don’t want to get too far ahead.

ETA: As can be seen [here](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html).

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**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/290 "2009-07-15T20:48:51Z")

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Wow, two more I can only say I’ve done as of the past couple of years. **Got my LCD monitor** in December of 2006, and just **used the airplane privy** for the first time a few months ago. I’ve had a more interesting life lately than I thought! 🆒

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**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/291 "2009-07-15T22:40:53Z")

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\*\*  
I have owned a flat-panel monitor - dangit! My husband just bought one.

I have used an airplane lavatory almost as many times as I’ve used an airplane.\*\*  
I can’t WAIT that long! How do you people go 3-4 hours without going to the bathroom? Also, they’re not so bad. They flush. They have paper. They have something that is supposed to sanitize your hands. They have seats. They have water. They usually have something to make it smell better. I’ve gone in plenty of “bathrooms” without such luxuries.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/292 "2009-07-16T15:25:12Z")

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I can’t be bothered to wait for the slackers no more, so let’s bring on the next two:

**Elendil’s Heir** says:

**Never Have I Ever been to Las Vegas**

**Nope. Never been to Vegas either.**

**Tesseract** says:

**Never Have I Ever gone more than 2 weeks without going to church/temple/mosque/my preferred religious building.**

**I go to church once a year, on Christmas Eve.**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/293 "2009-07-16T15:50:51Z")

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\*\*I have never been to Vegas.

I do not have a preferred religious building and have not had one during my adult life, but I’ve never gone more than two weeks without visiting a bar.\*\*

Good luck scoring that one, My. Wormypants!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/294 "2009-07-16T16:18:15Z")

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\*\*I have been to Vegas, a couple of times

I have miss Church religiously\*\*

And quite frankly, I couldn’t imagine my parent taking me to church twice a month when I was an infant.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/295 "2009-07-16T16:43:17Z")

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\*\*I have been to Vegas

I have missed church for extended periods of time\*\*

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/296 "2009-07-16T17:29:40Z")

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\*\*I have never been to Vegas, obviously.

I have been away from church for more than two weeks more often than I care to admit.\*\*

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/297 "2009-07-16T21:20:33Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> \*\*I have never been to Vegas.
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> I do not have a preferred religious building and have not had one during my adult life, but I’ve never gone more than two weeks without visiting a bar.\*\*
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> Good luck scoring that one, My. Wormypants!

Dude, if I’d equal bars with religious buildings, I sure wouldn’t have given up any worms either 😉

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/298 "2009-07-16T21:27:38Z")

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Can I consider a golf course my chapel of choice?

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/299 "2009-07-17T01:09:43Z")

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I always was partial to the Church of the Inner Eyelid myself. Spent many a Sunday morning at that one…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/300 "2009-07-17T01:32:47Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Dude, if I’d equal bars with religious buildings, I sure wouldn’t have given up any worms either 😉

I’ve never had a preferred religious building. By the wording of the question I think that means I’m ineligible to answer…

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