# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/321 "2009-07-19T03:13:50Z")
**I own a cellphone** , but only have since Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/322 "2009-07-19T04:20:53Z")
**I have the almighty iPhone. I can’t imagine life without it now!** ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/323 "2009-07-19T04:47:16Z")
\*\*I have owned a cell phone. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/324 "2009-07-19T05:04:50Z")
\*\*Been to Vegas. Been without church longer than two weeks.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/325 "2009-07-19T11:11:53Z")
Good work on sending in the statements so far, but I want MOOOOORE 🙂 And here’s the Wormsheet\*, please lemme know where something is messed up. \*[http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo\_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html) ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/326 "2009-07-19T12:29:02Z")
**I own a cell phone.** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/327 "2009-07-19T23:10:51Z")
**I have a cellphone.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/328 "2009-07-20T01:22:36Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Good work on sending in the statements so far, but I want MOOOOORE 🙂 > > And here’s the Wormsheet\*, please lemme know where something is messed up. > \*[http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo\_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html) I’m pretty sure I answered all the statements. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/329 "2009-07-20T02:55:08Z")
**Unfortunately, I own a Cell Phone** Worm, my third statement will be PMed later tonight or tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/330 "2009-07-20T03:12:17Z")
WTR, I think I should have 12 more worms, you only gave me credit for 33 worms for my Star Wars statement and I think I should have received 45. If I am correct, this is the second time you have not given me credit for worms. Shame Shame Shame on you. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/331 "2009-07-20T03:13:14Z")
**Own a cell phone.** ---
**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/332 "2009-07-20T04:25:25Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > WTR, I think I should have 12 more worms, you only gave me credit for 33 worms for my Star Wars statement and I think I should have received 45. > > If I am correct, this is the second time you have not given me credit for worms. Shame Shame Shame on you. Should be 42, since I don’t think you get worms for not having done it yourself. Mine’s counted wrong, too, though - I should have gotten 36 (12\*3) worms from my statement, right? Two people besides me haven’t owned a car, so that leaves twelve who have to give me delicious wormies. ETA: Now that I’m looking, I see a few other errors (I think). You should really set up equations for the chart, it’d simplify things. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/333 "2009-07-20T09:46:21Z")
The new and improved Wormsheet\*. Now with formulas 🙂 \*[http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo\_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/334 "2009-07-20T12:46:48Z")
Now I got too many worms. LOL. In Round 2-2, I should have gone from 21 to 18. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/335 "2009-07-20T13:03:11Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Now I got too many worms. LOL. In Round 2-2, I should have gone from 21 to 18. What a simple double minus does 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/336 "2009-07-20T13:09:48Z")
Well, ok. Let’s start the 3 and FINAL ROUND where every statement is worth 5 WORMS!!! I go first: **Never Have I Ever Said I Love You (as an adult, when sober).** _Never had a relationship that lasted long enough, and don’t really say it to family. As for the “sober” part, that’s to differentiate from the drunken “I love you bro’s” 🙂_\* \*well, even if I did, I’d have said it in Swedish or Icelandic, but I’m counting all languages equally here. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/337 "2009-07-20T13:18:41Z")
**I tell my kids every day I love them** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/338 "2009-07-20T13:37:17Z")
**I have said “I love you”. In fact, I love all of you!** ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/339 "2009-07-20T14:02:46Z")
**I love you man** ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/340 "2009-07-20T14:14:36Z")
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