# Never Have I Ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/341 "2009-07-20T15:32:38Z")

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**I say “I Love You” a hundred times a day to my kids.**

And what answer am I missing? Just in case I read the spreadsheet correctly:

**I don’t go to church. So I have missed attending for many more than two weeks in a row.**

And I thought I PM’d you my statement just the other day?

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/342 "2009-07-20T15:42:36Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Well, ok. Let’s start the 3 and FINAL ROUND where every statement is worth 5 WORMS!!!
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> I go first:
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> **Never Have I Ever Said I Love You (as an adult, when sober).**

**I have said “I Love You”** as a sober adult. (Alas, the person I said it to didn’t say it back. :()

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/343 "2009-07-20T16:15:19Z")

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**I say “I love you” just about every day to my wife and kids.**

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/344 "2009-07-20T16:19:21Z")

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Oh heavens. **I say I love you every day, numerous times, to my husband and children!**

Also, my block is not filled in for cell phone. **I have a cell phone.**

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**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/345 "2009-07-20T16:36:09Z")

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\*\*I say “I love you” many times a day to my son and my husband. \*\* I am also from a very “I love you” family so I say it to all my immediate family members, most of my cousins, etc.

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/346 "2009-07-20T17:15:57Z")

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**Lots of love here, man.**

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/347 "2009-07-20T17:51:19Z")

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> [@tesseract](#):
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> \*\*I say “I love you” many times a day to my son and my husband. \*\* I am also from a very “I love you” family so I say it to all my immediate family members, most of my cousins, etc.

I must’ve missed your answer. Ever been to Vegas?

And Avarie! Yup, I got your statement.

The only ones missing now are: Kingspades & Idle Thoughts

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/348 "2009-07-20T18:38:20Z")

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**I have said, "I love you"**

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/349 "2009-07-20T21:14:05Z")

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**Many, many times.**

ETA: Never told your parents you love 'em, **Worm**? Bad! Bad kid! 😛

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/350 "2009-07-20T21:20:33Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> **Many, many times.**
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> ETA: Never told your parents you love 'em, **Worm**? Bad! Bad kid! 😛

Nope, I’ve never said the words “I Love You” to them. I’m pretty sure they know it though. And the same for my siblings.

We’re just not that kind of a family.

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**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/351 "2009-07-20T22:21:16Z")

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Well, we are that kind of family. **I’ve never been shy about telling people I love them**. Sometimes too eager, but never too shy.

I’ll have my round three statement to you tonight, Wormie.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/352 "2009-07-21T04:10:32Z")

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**I’ve said I love you lots of times. These are worms I’m happy to give.**

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/353 "2009-07-21T11:55:51Z")

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Let’s keep going with Ivory Tower Denizen:

**Never Have I Ever met my grandparents.**

**I have, lots of time. Both those who’ve passed away and those who are left.**

And The New and Improved Superman:

**Never Have I Ever shopped at Wal-Mart.**

**I’ve never seen a Wal-Mart live.**

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**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/354 "2009-07-21T12:32:24Z")

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My family lives a long time and gets divorced, so **I’ve met all four pairs of my grandparents**! In fact I only lost the first of my four biological grandparents earlier this year.

Funny **IvoryTowerDenizen** made this his round three statement (ooh, foreshadowing!)

**I’ve shopped at Wal-Mart** , much more in the past than I do now. I buy something there once or twice a year anymore. I’d like to be all snooty and say I’m doing it because I disagree with their corporate practices and such, but to be honest they’re just usually miserable little places and I don’t like to shop there.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/355 "2009-07-21T12:57:47Z")

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**I have met both of my grandmothers, but I have not my either of my grandfathers.** Both Grandfathers died a couple of years before i was born.

**I have shopped at Wal-Mart many times, I will probably go there later today.**

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/356 "2009-07-21T13:00:55Z")

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> [@Kingspades](#):
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> My family lives a long time and gets divorced, so **I’ve met all four pairs of my grandparents**! In fact I only lost the first of my four biological grandparents earlier this year.
> 
> Funny **IvoryTowerDenizen** made this his round three statement (ooh, foreshadowing!)

oh really? Curious… (psst… I’m a her :)).

And to clarify, my statement was to mean that I never met any of my grandparents.

**reluctantly, I have shopped at Wal\*Mart**

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/357 "2009-07-21T13:14:18Z")

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Well, my paternal grandmother died when my father was a child, so obviously I never met her, but otherwise **I have met my grandparents.** But not any longer; they have all now passed away.

And although it is reluctant, **I have shopped at Wal-Mart.** I must say I do like the Wal-Mart market we have here, though. It is beautiful, clean and has a noticeable dearth of teeming hordes of rednecks.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/358 "2009-07-21T13:22:57Z")

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\*\*My maternal grandfather and paternal grandmother both died before my birth, but I’ve met the other two.

I have shopped at Wal\*Mart frequently, though I prefer not to.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/359 "2009-07-21T15:15:31Z")

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**I’ve met three of my four grandparents** - one was dead before I was born. (All of them are gone now.)

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/360 "2009-07-21T18:02:56Z")

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\*\*I’ve met 2 of my 4 grandparents (which I presume is enough to count)

I have indeed shopped at Wal-Mart (when visiting the midwest, you don’t have _that_ much choice)\*\*

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