# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/421 "2009-07-28T18:48:18Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > \*\*I have never been born in the United States, although it is home. > > I have never lived within 3,000 miles of the Pacific Ocean, I think. > > I have never changed a diaper.\*\* I just realized that **the Pacific Ocean one should have been red. Misread the question.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/422 "2009-07-28T18:55:54Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I just realized that **the Pacific Ocean one should have been red. Misread the question.** I already fixed that for you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/423 "2009-07-28T19:47:32Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Here’s the wormsheet: [http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo\_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html)… Looks like **runcible spoon** is running with it as the most sheltered, inexperienced Doper of us all… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/424 "2009-07-28T20:03:08Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Looks like **runcible spoon** is running with it as the most sheltered, inexperienced Doper of us all… 😉 And what title do you want 😉 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/425 "2009-07-28T21:54:43Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > And what title do you want 😉 He even gets **Ellen Cherry’s** tiara! ---
**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/426 "2009-07-28T23:22:43Z")
**Made in the U.S.A.** **Never seen the Pacific, much less lived near it.** **Owned a few DVD players** **But I’ve never changed a diaper!** ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/427 "2009-07-29T06:28:03Z")
> [@tesseract](#): > > Catching up: > > \*\*I have been to Vegas. > > I have met 3 of 4 of my grandparents. > > I have shopped at Wal-Mart. > > I have owned a houseplant. > > I have gone to school and work on my birthday. \*\* Are these the statements you’re missing from me? I confess to being confused by the score sheets. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/428 "2009-07-29T12:48:45Z")
Hey, **Archive Guy** and the rest of you non-US born peeps, tell us where you were born? What fun is this game if we can’t milk all your secrets? 😉 I confess I don’t get the score sheet either. It seems like I should have like -4,387 points by now, instead of just -2. And I went from -22 to 28 on one question? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/429 "2009-07-29T13:41:39Z")
> [@tesseract](#): > > Are these the statements you’re missing from me? I confess to being confused by the score sheets. Yep those are the ones he is missing. LOL the wormsheet is missing **Mahaloth** ’s answers to: A living greatgrandarent the wormsheet is missing \*\*KingofSpades \*\* and **IdleThoughts** answers to: US as birthcountry Home more than 3 miles from Pacific Ocean DVD Player Changing Diapers And Wormie needs to get the last 3 questions done before the end of the month. Pretty please. OK Worminator, send PM’s to the “dilly dalliers” ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/430 "2009-07-29T13:43:44Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Hey, **Archive Guy** and the rest of you non-US born peeps, tell us where you were born? What fun is this game if we can’t milk all your secrets? 😉 > > I confess I don’t get the score sheet either. It seems like I should have like -4,387 points by now, instead of just -2. And I went from -22 to 28 on one question? 😕 I’m born in the land of Ice, Fire and Fish 🙂 And you do know you gain points for one statement - that would be the one you went from -22 to 28 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/431 "2009-07-29T13:43:55Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Hey, **Archive Guy** and the rest of you non-US born peeps, tell us where you were born? What fun is this game if we can’t milk all your secrets? 😉 [Yeovil](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeovil), if you must know. The helicopter capital of Britain! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/432 "2009-07-29T13:48:56Z")
I just realized I haven’t recieved a statement from **Idle Thoughts**!!! But here are the almost last statements of THE ENTIRE GAME **Elendil’s Heir** says: **Never Have I Ever used Facebook** **Srlsy? Wtf? I’m like there every day.** **tesseract** says: **Never Have I Ever owned a TV** **Sure I have. At least one, the rest have been borrowed or have come with the apartment.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/433 "2009-07-29T13:50:07Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > [Yeovil](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeovil), if you must know. The helicopter capital of Britain! Ha! I always pick them when I want to coach an english lower league team in Football Manager 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/434 "2009-07-29T13:59:19Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Ha! I always pick them when I want to coach an english lower league team in Football Manager 🙂 It’s funny- the whole time I lived there, they were barely good enough to play in (what was then) the Conference (the lowest national tier in English football) - they kept getting relegated to the Isthmian League, which is a regional competition only. Now I’m gone, and they’re in League One- what used to be the third division, I think- which was _unthinkable_ back then. Incidentally, if you play Championship Manager, Peterborough is _always_ the lower-division sleeper team. \*\*I am on Facebook right now. I have owned a few TVs.\*\* Do apartments in Iceland really come with TVs? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/435 "2009-07-29T14:07:02Z")
**I have Never been on Facebook** **I own TV’s, sigh, it is on right now** , but I am not really watching it. It keeps me company. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/436 "2009-07-29T14:11:44Z")
Since it was my thing, of course you already know that **I have never been on Facebook**. **I own three TVs now, and have owned others in the past.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/437 "2009-07-29T15:31:03Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > It’s funny- the whole time I lived there, they were barely good enough to play in (what was then) the Conference (the lowest national tier in English football) - they kept getting relegated to the Isthmian League, which is a regional competition only. > > Now I’m gone, and they’re in League One- what used to be the third division, I think- which was _unthinkable_ back then. > > Incidentally, if you play Championship Manager, Peterborough is _always_ the lower-division sleeper team. > > \*\*I am on Facebook right now. > > I have owned a few TVs.\*\* Do apartments in Iceland really come with TVs? 😕 Yeah, I took them from the Conference up to League 1 one time, then I got fired ☹ Still I coach them 'cause I dig the name. I’ll have to give Peterborough a try some time. Apartments don’t usually come with TV.s. But most rentals are from people who are moving abroad for a year, moving in with an SO and so on, so it’s usually pretty easy to get some extra furniture. In my last place, the only piece that belonged to me was the bed, the desk and some of the kitchen stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/438 "2009-07-29T16:46:48Z")
\*\*I am also on Facebook right now. And I’m watching TV.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/439 "2009-07-29T17:06:20Z")
\*\*I am on Facebook every few days. \*\* Not every few minutes like some people… I HAD already provided those statements – that was from an earlier post – so this time at least I was not a dilly-dallier! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/440 "2009-07-29T17:17:09Z")
> [@tesseract](#): > > \*\*I am on Facebook every few days. \*\* Not every few minutes like some people… > > I HAD already provided those statements – that was from an earlier post – so this time at least I was not a dilly-dallier! I’m the dilly-daller, no worries. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=23)