# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/481 "2009-08-09T16:17:38Z")
**I am engaged to a real life person** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/482 "2009-08-09T17:30:59Z")
**Married eight years.** ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/483 "2009-08-09T18:11:05Z")
**I’m very happily married.** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/484 "2009-08-10T02:48:00Z")
**Ditto, nineteen years as of Tuesday!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/485 "2009-08-10T02:57:55Z")
**I have never had an other significant enough to count.** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/486 "2009-08-10T04:32:43Z")
**Moving in with the bestest significant other ever this month!** ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/487 "2009-08-10T16:19:39Z")
**I’ve been married twice** so I don’t see how I can skate outta this one/ But of course I feel compelled to state that this husband is the most significant ever! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/488 "2009-08-10T17:52:36Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > **Married eight years.** **I’ve got Avarie by half a year**. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/489 "2009-08-10T18:05:32Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > **I have never had an other significant enough to count.** ☹ Awwwwwww…I’m sure the New and Improved Lois Lane will come along eventually! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/490 "2009-08-10T18:28:58Z")
> [@Kingspades](#): > > **I’ve got Avarie by half a year**. Well, we’ve been together for almost ten years … so really it’s nine years, nine months, and fifteen days … but who’s counting? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/491 "2009-08-11T05:09:32Z")
**I do have a significant other. I have had a lot of insignificant ones, though…** ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/492 "2009-08-14T00:25:43Z")
So did this game die a slow painful death? Is it done except for the scoring? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/493 "2009-08-14T10:14:21Z")
Pretty much all done except for the scoring. So I’ll tally the wormz and give you, ranked from best to worst: runcible spoon: 61 - PREZIDENT OF WORMANIA Mahaloth: 45 - VIZE PREZ OF WORMANIA Notfrommensa: 30 - SECRETARY OF WORMZ tesseract: 29 WormTheRed: 26 Idle Thoughts: 17 ArchiveGuy: 16 IvoryTowerDenizen: 11 Kingspades: 10 Really Not All That Bright: 10 Avarie537: 8 The New and Improved Superman: -6 - PLEASE REPORT TO THE WORMZTAZ ElllenCherry: -17 - YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THE WORMZTAZ Hockey Monkey: -23 - ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SLUTZ Elendil’s Heir: -23 - ALL HAIL THE KING OF SLUTZ ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/494 "2009-08-14T15:09:24Z")
But I don’t want to be the secretary. How do I abdicate? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/495 "2009-08-14T15:19:56Z")
Yay! Not dead last! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/496 "2009-08-14T15:31:06Z")
How come Kingspades got listed ahead of me, eh? I’m second in alphabetical order! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/497 "2009-08-14T19:18:05Z")
Many thanks to Wormy for coordinating this–it was a lot of fun. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/498 "2009-08-14T21:08:56Z")
Boringly in the middle. No title for me? ☹ Thanks **Wormy**! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/499 "2009-08-15T03:29:45Z")
Huh. I guess I’ve lived a more varied and interesting life than I thought! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/500 "2009-08-16T12:09:35Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Boringly in the middle. No title for me? ☹ > > Thanks **Wormy**! You can be Ms. Average, ok? 😉 And glad you enjoyed it guys. It did take a bit too long however, which may partly have been my fault. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=26)