# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/81 "2009-07-02T01:53:50Z")
Except for one 6-week stint in 3rd grade, **I’ve always attended public schools** And **I eat sushi all the time** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/82 "2009-07-02T03:13:46Z")
**I attended public schools** from first through eighth grade, and got a good education. Then I went to a prep school for my high school years. And **I eat sushi about once a month.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/83 "2009-07-02T07:18:13Z")
Next two coming up! **Ellen Cherry** says: **Never Have I Ever broken a bone** **And neither have I!** And \*\*Avarie537 \*\*says: **Never Have I Ever had sex in a vehicle** **Which I have…** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/84 "2009-07-02T13:16:08Z")
\*\*Never have I ever broken a bone. Nor have I ever had sex in a vehicle.\*\* Now let’s see if anyone has ever broken a bone _while_ having sex in a vehicle… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/85 "2009-07-02T13:32:48Z")
\*\*I have attended public school. I have eaten sushi.\*\* \*\*I have never broken a bone. I have never had sex in a vehicle.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/86 "2009-07-02T13:43:37Z")
Boy the latest two questions are judgement calls: \*\*Never have I broken a bone. But I have chipped a bone near my right elbow\*\* \*\*Nor have I ever “fornicated” in a vehicle. and fellatio has been performed on me in an automobile and a plane\*\* So in the Bill Clinton sense, I have not ever had sex in a vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/87 "2009-07-02T13:48:07Z")
Whoah! Speed NHIE! \*\*I have attended a public school. I have eaten much sushi.\*\* [COLOR=“Lime”]\*\*I have never broken a bone. I have never had sex in a vehicle.\*\*[/COLOR] Unless you count oral. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/88 "2009-07-02T13:52:34Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Boy the latest two questions are judgement calls: > > \*\*Never have I broken a bone. > > But I have chipped a bone near my right elbow\*\* > > \*\*Nor have I ever “fornicated” in a vehicle. > > and fellatio has been performed on me in an automobile and a plane\*\* > > So in the Bill Clinton sense, I have not ever had sex in a vehicle. I’m gonna make a call here and say that a chipped bone does not equal a broken one, but oral sex does equal sex 🙂 Same goes for you **Really…** ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/89 "2009-07-02T13:55:33Z")
WTR…I have no problem with your ruling. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/90 "2009-07-02T13:58:11Z")
This judge is fair (in all meanings of the word) ---
**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/91 "2009-07-02T14:00:55Z")
Oof, the bone one is a hard call. Technically I fractured my arm in three places seven and a half years ago. I had cancer; I found out the evening I shifted gears in my car and the bone essentially shattered. It had been so damaged by the lymphoma that the x-ray made it look like a sponge. Now, it was completely useful the whole time, just achy, and I never got a cast on it or anything like that. So while I’ve never been through the classic bone break scenario, **technically I have broken a bone**. Judges? And no, that long drawn out story isn’t just to draw attention away from the fact that **I have had sex in a car**. I promise. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/92 "2009-07-02T14:05:19Z")
**Kingspades** : The judge rules, yay - you have broken a bone. And now we just need a similarly detailed story to go with your other yes 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/93 "2009-07-02T14:21:07Z")
**Broken bones- aye** Sex in the car- nay ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/94 "2009-07-02T14:31:01Z")
Though it barely counts (my pinkie finger), **I have broken a bone**. However, despite a few near opportunities (since I assume we’re counting planes and trains), **I have never had sex in a vehicle**. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/95 "2009-07-02T14:33:53Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > Though it barely counts (my pinkie finger), **I have broken a bone**. However, despite a few near opportunities (since I assume we’re counting planes and trains), **I have never had sex in a vehicle**. plains, trains, automobiles… even motorcycles. Not sure about unicycles though. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/96 "2009-07-02T14:46:21Z")
I have attended public school for pretty much most of my education (I guess THAT explains how my life turned out!) I have eaten sushi many times as I am actually quite fond of it. I have never broken a bone. I have never had sex in a vehicle. And by ‘sex’ I am assuming you mean all-the-way fullblown penetration of a lower orafice, which excludes any manner of fellatio. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/97 "2009-07-02T14:51:52Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > I have attended public school for pretty much most of my education (I guess THAT explains how my life turned out!) > > I have eaten sushi many times as I am actually quite fond of it. > > I have never broken a bone. > > I have never had sex in a vehicle. And by ‘sex’ I am assuming you mean all-the-way fullblown penetration of a lower orafice, which excludes any manner of fellatio. See post 88 on my ruling. Oral sex totally counts 😉 ---
**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/98 "2009-07-02T14:54:12Z")
\*\*I have never broken a bone (but I’ve broken a fall) I have never had sex in a vehicle\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/99 "2009-07-02T15:53:34Z")
**I have attended public schools** , grades 4-12. Catholic elementary and college for the others! **I have eaten sushi** , but I hate it. Yuckie poo. As previously indicated,\*\* I have never broken a bone\*\* … however, under the expanded definition, I must admit that yes, **I have had sex in a car**. I’m now too old and lazy to update this answer to meet the more strict criteria. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/100 "2009-07-02T16:33:55Z")
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