# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/101 "2009-07-02T20:14:26Z")
**I have broken a bone. My wrist. When I was 17. Rollerblading. I have had sex in a car.** ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/102 "2009-07-02T20:47:27Z")
Well, dammit! With the current interpretation of “sex”, **I HAVE had sex in a car.** I was referring to penile intercourse of either orifice when I made the initial statement. Does that invalidate my question?? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/103 "2009-07-02T22:40:32Z")
If we learned nothing else from the Clinton Administration, it is that specificity in questions of sex is _de rigueur_. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/104 "2009-07-03T00:57:48Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > If we learned nothing else from the Clinton Administration, it is that specificity in questions of sex is _de rigueur_. Which, of course, depends upon what the definition of is is. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/105 "2009-07-03T04:09:11Z")
I’m behind a bit but **I’ve done everything that’s been posted up to this point.** Technically I have broken a bone, but I’ve never been officially diagnosed or had anything set. Just broke some toes several times. In fact I have a broken one right now. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/106 "2009-07-03T04:22:14Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > See post 88 on my ruling. Oral sex totally counts 😉 Oh, well then, I retract my answer to that question. And say…I _have_ had sex in a car. (Sorry for the retraction. It won’t happen again.) ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/107 "2009-07-03T06:09:41Z")
\*\*I have seen the Thriller video. \*\*I have gone to a public school. \*\* I have had sex in a vehicle.\*\* Finally!!! \*\*Never have I ever broken a bone. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/108 "2009-07-03T13:29:43Z")
> [@tesseract](#): > > \*\*I have seen the Thriller video. > > \*\*I have gone to a public school. \*\* > > I have had sex in a vehicle.\*\* > > Finally!!! \*\*Never have I ever broken a bone. \*\* what about sushi? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/109 "2009-07-03T13:37:49Z")
Moving on, and since it’s a Friday, I’m giving you guys three statements 🙂 \*\*Kingspades \*\*says: **Never have I ever had a hangover**. **Yes, I’ve had several serious hangovers.** **Archive Guys** says: **Never Have I ever taken even a single bite of a fried green tomato.** **I’ve never had a fried tomato of any colour.** And finally, **runcible spoon** gives us: **Never Have I Ever been drunk.** **Since I’ve had hangovers, I guess I’ll have to admit to having been drunk** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/110 "2009-07-03T14:02:56Z")
\*\*Kingspades \*\*says: **Never have I ever had a hangover**. **No, hangovers. Water and advil before bed** **Archive Guys** says: **Never Have I ever taken even a single bite of a fried green tomato.** **No fried green tomatoes!** And finally, **runcible spoon** gives us: **Never Have I Ever been drunk.** **Oh, yes… drunk. Usualy after one and half drinks!** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/111 "2009-07-03T14:12:06Z")
**I’ve never had a hangover. I’ve never had a fried, green tomater. I’ve never, in my life, been drunk.** And he stole my “never been drunk”…_sniff_ That would have been my next one, hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/112 "2009-07-03T14:18:02Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > Well, dammit! With the current interpretation of “sex”, **I HAVE had sex in a car.** I was referring to penile intercourse of either orifice when I made the initial statement. Does that invalidate my question?? You have to be more specific 🙂 But I’m totally letting the question stand and will give you all the slimy worms you deserve! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/113 "2009-07-03T14:19:21Z")
\*\*I have had a hangover. \*\* **I have never had a fried, green, tomato.** **I have been drunk.** ---
**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/114 "2009-07-03T15:57:04Z")
I am the opposite of Mahaloth, for \*\*I have never had a hangover. I have had a fried, green, tomato. I have never been drunk.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/115 "2009-07-03T16:14:57Z")
\*\*I have never had a hangover I have been drunk\*\* (once) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/116 "2009-07-03T16:18:15Z")
**I have been hung over. Many times.** **I have never taken a bite of a green tomato, fried or otherwise.** **I have been drunk.** Apparently, never has Worm ever read my PM in which I gave him my statement. 😃 Unless by “finally” you just meant “the final one today”. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/117 "2009-07-03T17:33:13Z")
3 Fer for me \*\*I have been drunk many, many times I have eaten, and enjoyed, fired green tomatoes And boy oh boy, have I ever had some hangovers\*\* ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/118 "2009-07-03T18:49:37Z")
Sorry, forgot sushi. **I have eaten sushi.** I have a feeling this game is not going to go well for me. Dangit. \*\*I have had a hangover. I have never had a fried, green, tomato. I have been drunk. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/119 "2009-07-03T20:09:11Z")
As I explained to Worm in my PM, **I’ve never had a hangover**. At least, I don’t think I have. Almost everyone I say this to tells me that if I’d had a hangover, oh boy would I know it. A few view this as a personal challenge. **I tried fried green tomatoes** for the first time a couple of years ago, and they’re wonderfully yummy. Rather than go to the judges again, I’ll go ahead and say that **I have been drunk**. Never staggering, hurling, can’t remember it the next day drunk, but certainly head-swimming, VERY relaxed drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/120 "2009-07-03T22:06:16Z")
\*\*I have never had a hangover. I have had fried green tomatoes. I have also been drunk… just once, actually. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=7)