# Never Have I Ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/121 "2009-07-04T02:56:18Z")

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\*\*Hangover…check.

Fried Maters…check.

Drunk…check.\*\*

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/122 "2009-07-04T14:45:21Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Apparently, never has Worm ever read my PM in which I gave him my statement. 😃 Unless by “finally” you just meant “the final one today”.

I just meant the final one for the day. No worries 🙂

So just because it’s you, here’s your statement:

**Never have I ever seen The Little Mermaid.**

**I have younger siblings, so I have seen it several times**

And **Hockey Monkey** says:

**Never have I ever owned a kitten.**

**I’m a dog person, so I can’t say I even want to own a kitteh.**

And then I wish you all a Happy 4th of July! Remember to enjoy the fireworks, I hear they’re a blast!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/123 "2009-07-04T15:01:16Z")

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**I have seen “The Little Mermaid,” and have to say, I’m not eager to see it again.**

**I have owned a cat but not a kitten.**

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/124 "2009-07-04T15:10:10Z")

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I think I’m going to be the first one to bomb out in this game!

**Yes, I’ve had a hangover.** Hey, I went to college, right?

**Yes, I’ve eaten fried green tomatoes.** Hey, I live in the South, right?

**Yes, I’ve been drunk.** Hey, see first question, right?

**Yes, I’ve seen The Little Mermaid.** I took my younger sisters to see it first-run in the theater! And hello I’ve got three children.

**Yes, I’ve owned a kitten.** Technically, maybe not, since it was when I was a kid and my parents, I suppose, owned him. But Beau was “my” kitty so I have to answer yes.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/125 "2009-07-04T15:14:28Z")

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\*\*I have not seen The Little Mermaid (woot!)

I am deathly allergic to cats so I have never owned a kitten.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/126 "2009-07-04T15:23:25Z")

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**I have never seen the Little Mermaid.**

**I have owned a kitten.** I was a dog person until my wife and I got three littlte kittens in 2007.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/127 "2009-07-04T15:31:54Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> I think I’m going to be the first one to bomb out in this game!

You can’t bomb out this time. Everyone’s in till the bitter end, even if you end with -100 worms 🙂

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/128 "2009-07-04T15:38:43Z")

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\*\*I have had a hangover

I have been drunk.

I have watched The Little Mermaid.

I have owned a kitten.\*\*

**Never have I ever eaten a fried green tomato.**

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/129 "2009-07-04T15:52:57Z")

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Here’s the [Wormsheet](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html), for your viewing (and reviewing) pleasure!

I’ve most likely done a calculating mistake somewhere, so I’d appreciate if you’d take a look at it.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/130 "2009-07-04T16:29:21Z")

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\*\*I am proud to say I have never seen the Little Mermaid.

I am also proud to say that kittens have been part of my life\*\*

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/131 "2009-07-04T16:54:11Z")

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\*\*Little Mermaid, reggae check.

Kittens, cute, fuzzy, mewing check.\*\*

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/132 "2009-07-04T20:46:20Z")

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WTR - When can we start PMing our second ‘never’ statement?

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/133 "2009-07-04T20:55:54Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> WTR - When can we start PMing our second ‘never’ statement?

Only three left this round, so go ahead and send me a PM with your SECOND ROUND STATEMENT.

This means all of you, since I’ve deleted all old PM.s after posting the relevant statement. Sorry folks 🙂

And feel free to spice it up this round!

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/134 "2009-07-05T07:15:09Z")

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\*\*I have seen _The Little Mermaid_

I have owned a kitten\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/135 "2009-07-05T11:56:21Z")

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**I’ve seen the Little Mermaid.**

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/136 "2009-07-05T14:58:16Z")

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\*\*I have seen the Little Mermaid, and

I have owned a kitten\*\*

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/137 "2009-07-05T15:33:39Z")

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\*\*I’ve seen The Little Mermaid (favorite song from it: Kiss the Girl)

I’ve owned a kitten. Actually I once owned 5 kittens.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/138 "2009-07-06T01:50:23Z")

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\*\*I have had a hangover.

I have been drunk.

I have watched The Little Mermaid.

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\*\*Never have I ever eaten a fried green tomato.

Never have I ever owned a kitten.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/139 "2009-07-06T02:19:26Z")

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Yep, **I’ve seen “The Little Mermaid.”** I was in high school during the Disney movie renaissance of the late 80’s and 90’s. We pretty much saw 'em all.

**I’ve owned a kitten** , much to my chagrin.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/140 "2009-07-06T05:01:00Z")

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Hmmm, judges ruling–if I grew up in a house with a kitten, but said kitten was not specifically mine (it was my sister’s), then did I “own” it or not?

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