# Never Have I Ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/141 "2009-07-06T13:10:37Z")

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It was my question, and the intended sense was for it to be either a kitten which was referred to as yours, or one that was effectively yours since you did the majority of the feeding, vetting, etc. So if your sister was useless as catcare, and you were usually the one feeding it, it’d count as “yours” - but if it was your mother, it wouldn’t.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/142 "2009-07-06T13:33:55Z")

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Let’s round up round 1 with our final statements:

**Elendil’s Heir** says:

**Never Have I Ever smoked pot**

**I have just once, and it was all because it was offered to me by a really cute french chick.**

**Tesseract** goes:

**Never Have I ever consumed a whole beer**

(which means in grand total, over a lifetime)

**I had 5-6 yesterday, so that’s a yes for me**

And\*\* Idle Thougts\*\* rounds of the round with:

**Never Have I Ever seen The Godfather**

**To which I must admit another yes.**

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/143 "2009-07-06T13:44:16Z")

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**Yes, to pot. Yes, to beer (though I really don’t like it), and I’ve seen the edited version of the Godfather on TV**

Yikes!

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/144 "2009-07-06T13:53:27Z")

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**Yes to pot; yes to beer (consumed over a lifetime).**

**Never Have I ever Seen "The Godfather."**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/145 "2009-07-06T14:07:12Z")

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\*\*I have smoked pot more than once but less than ten times.

I have consumed many beers\*\* (what’s up with all the drinkingness in this game?)

**I have never seen The Godfather.**

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/146 "2009-07-06T14:14:39Z")

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\*\*I have never smoked pot. \*\* many opportunities to smoke pot, with joints passed around. There was second hand pot, but I didn’t inhale.

**I have consumed a whole beer, many many beers.**

**I have never seen the Godfather** , in its entirety. I DVRed it and attempted to watch it, but I didn’t like it so I didn’t finish it. Judge Worm???

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/147 "2009-07-06T14:30:08Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> \*\*  
> **I have never seen the Godfather** , in its entirety. I DVRed it and attempted to watch it, but I didn’t like it so I didn’t finish it. Judge Worm???

I’m giving you a pass on this one .

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**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/148 "2009-07-06T15:20:26Z")

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**I have never smoked pot**. Only had my first opportunity a couple of years ago, too. I must have been hanging out with the wrong crowd in college.

**I have consumed a beer**. Or two. Possibly more.

**I have not seen “The Godfather,”** by and large. I’ve seen about half of it hacked and commercialled across a hospital room. Going by **notfrommensa** ’s ruling, I think that’s a green.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/149 "2009-07-06T15:31:21Z")

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Geez people.

**Yes I have smoked pot  
Yes I have consumed a whole beer  
Yes I have seen The Godfather**

AND I’M NOT A VIRGIN EITHER. So ha!

😛

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/150 "2009-07-06T15:43:16Z")

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Our resident slut seems to be **Ellen Cherry** , who has done everything so far.

**Hockey Monkey** might join Club once she gets up do date on her answers.

And here’s the [tally](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rWo_ffORWHoaA91Q1A2oLtg&single=true&gid=0&output=html).

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/151 "2009-07-06T16:00:16Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> Geez people.
> 
> **Yes I have smoked pot  
> Yes I have consumed a whole beer  
> Yes I have seen The Godfather**
> 
> AND I’M NOT A VIRGIN EITHER. So ha!
> 
> 😛

I’m with you Ellen.

\*\*  
I have smoked pot many, many times.  
I have consumed quite a bit more than one beer.  
I have seen the Godfather.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/152 "2009-07-06T16:02:28Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> It was my question, and the intended sense was for it to be either a kitten which was referred to as yours, or one that was effectively yours since you did the majority of the feeding, vetting, etc. So if your sister was useless as catcare, and you were usually the one feeding it, it’d count as “yours” - but if it was your mother, it wouldn’t.

Whoop! My mom did all the feeding, and the kitty was my sister’s, so…

**Revised: I have never owned a kitten** (my wife and I always adopt adult cats since they have a harder time finding homes)

And for the new ones:

\*\*I have never smoked pot

I have never consumed a full beer\*\* (this was actually going to be my Round 3 statement)

**I have seen _The Godfather_**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/153 "2009-07-06T16:22:00Z")

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I don’t know what I was smoking this morning but that kitten question wasn’t mine. Please disregard my interpretation.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/154 "2009-07-06T16:29:19Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I don’t know what I was smoking this morning but that kitten question wasn’t mine. Please disregard my interpretation.

[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]  
I have smoked pot more than once but less than ten times.  
[/quote]

My guess that you are closer to smoking pot ten times than you were a couple of days ago. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/155 "2009-07-06T16:35:19Z")

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**I have never smoked pot.**

**I have had a whole beer.**

**I have seen the Godfather.**

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/156 "2009-07-06T16:54:32Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I don’t know what I was smoking this morning but that kitten question wasn’t mine. Please disregard my interpretation.

I totally didn’t notice that :smack:

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/157 "2009-07-06T17:07:30Z")

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**I have never smoked pot.**

**I have had a whole beer.** Up to three at a time, although my preference is no more than two.

**I have seen “The Godfather.”** This was one of my statements from the previous “Never have I ever” game, as it happens. I’ve since seen it, and liked it, although I don’t really understand why so many people are so gaga over it.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/158 "2009-07-06T18:52:37Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Our resident slut seems to be **Ellen Cherry** , who has done everything so far.

Hey, you! :mad::mad:

And you’ve got Ellen spelled with about six L’s on the tally sheet.

😉

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/159 "2009-07-06T18:56:53Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Our resident slut seems to be **Ellen Cherry** , who has done everything so far.

Darn. I didn’t even know it was up for grabs. I bet she gets a tiara…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/160 "2009-07-06T19:59:45Z")

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Better just to call her… worldly, I think. 😉

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