# Never Have I Ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075 "2009-06-26T15:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/161 "2009-07-06T20:15:48Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Hey, you! :mad::mad: > > And you’ve got Ellen spelled with about six L’s on the tally sheet. > > 😉 Soooorry! **Ellen Cherry** is our most worldy contestant so far. Better? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/162 "2009-07-06T20:51:22Z")
_:: Struts provocatively with tiara ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/163 "2009-07-06T20:54:12Z")
Alternatively, **Ellen Cherry** is our most skanky contestant so far. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/164 "2009-07-06T21:02:15Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Alternatively, **Ellen Cherry** is our most skanky contestant so far. 😉 You’re only saying that because of _The Little Mermaid_ question. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/165 "2009-07-06T21:55:25Z")
WTR, I think finally got this spreadsheet figured out. (Lord knows why anyone would want to use red and green for colorblind folks) but anyways I think I got 21 points not 20. On round 5, after my sushi question, my score should have improved from 13 to 27, as everyone had eaten sushi. There are 14 people. If so, I am only one point behind **Mahaloth**. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/166 "2009-07-06T21:58:58Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > WTR, I think finally got this spreadsheet figured out. (Lord knows why anyone would want to use red and green for colorblind folks) It’s simple, I simply went with the normal yes/no setup (but did invert it) and didn’t think of the colorblind. Sorry! [QUOTE=notfrommensa] On round 5, after my sushi question, my score should have improved from 13 to 27, as everyone had eaten sushi. There are 14 people. If so, I am only one point behind **Mahaloth**. [/QUOTE] You are quite correct! It’s been changed. ---
**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/167 "2009-07-06T23:30:43Z")
\*\* I have never smoked pot I have never drunk a whole beer I have not seen the Godfather, although I did see The Freshman\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/168 "2009-07-07T04:18:16Z")
\*\*I’ve smoked pot. I’ve consumed many whole beers. I have not actually seen The Godfather.\*\* So I’m not the biggest slut! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/169 "2009-07-07T11:25:58Z")
We just need the final answers from **Tesseract and Idle Thoughts** before I can reveal the glorious Round 2! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/170 "2009-07-07T15:29:20Z")
**I’ve never smoked pot I’ve never finished a beer** Not surprising since I hate the taste of it. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/171 "2009-07-07T19:33:12Z")
We’ll let \*\*tesseract \*\*come join us later, since I’m bored. And when I’m bored I want to play. So people, let’s get the 2 round going! This round, all yesses will be worth 3 (!) delicious squiggly worms! So without further ado, I say: **Never Have I ever been dumped!** (by which I mean that I’ve been the one to end every romantic relationship I’ve been in. I’ve been burned and turned down, but never dumped.) And then \*\*IvoryTowerDenizen \*\*says: **Never Have I Ever had a one night stand** **Well, me and a bud had this competition going for awhile back in university… and I guess I’ll leave it at that.** ETA: Will **The New and Improved Superman** please send me the statement! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/172 "2009-07-07T19:40:34Z")
**I have never been dumped, for which I’m grateful**. 🙂 \*\*I also have never had a one night stand, which will be clear when you see my next statement. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/173 "2009-07-07T19:43:04Z")
**I have never been dumped.** **I have had a couple of one night stands, but only because I forgot to write down their phone numbers.** ---
**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/174 "2009-07-07T19:47:20Z")
**I’ve been dumped** , and can say with fair certainty that I deserved it each time. **I’ve never had a one night stand** , though. The closest I’ve come was a two-night stand with the last girl to dump me. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/175 "2009-07-07T20:06:00Z")
**I have not been dumped.** Every relationship that I have had, either ended by mutual agreement or I was the one leaving. **And I have had one one night stand**. It was more of a one day stand than a night stand. It was on a community picnic, met a girl, took a hike, yadda yadda yadda. Found out later that day she was in a longterm relationship and I told her I didn’t want any more involvment. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/176 "2009-07-07T20:09:34Z")
\*\*I have been dumped, alas. And I have had a one-night stand.\*\* Both just once, and both with the same young woman, although not in that order (perhaps needless to say). At the time I would’ve preferred that the relationship continue, but she had… other plans. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/177 "2009-07-07T20:11:53Z")
**I’ve been dumped.** **Never had a one night stand.**. I’ve had a few three night stands, but never a one night one. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/178 "2009-07-07T20:28:54Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > **Never Have I ever been dumped!** **Alas, I have been dumped.** > [@](#): > > And then \*\*IvoryTowerDenizen \*\*says: > > **Never Have I Ever had a one night stand** **I’ve had more than a few one night stands in my time.** > [@](#): > > ETA: Will **The New and Improved Superman** please send me the statement! Sorry, about that. I’ll send you a statement within the hour. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/179 "2009-07-07T20:37:38Z")
\*\*I have been dumped. ☹ I have had a one-night stand. 🙂 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075/180 "2009-07-07T20:50:17Z")
**Never dumped. I had a few that just kinda drifted apart, one where I’ve done the dumping, and one still going!** > [@WormTheStud](#): > > Well, me and a bud had this competition going for awhile back in university… and I guess I’ll leave it at that. Who won? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/501075.md?page=10)