# Never have I ever....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864 "2016-08-25T01:27:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/1 "2016-08-25T01:27:54Z")

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I have never used an ATM.

What common everyday things have you never done?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/2 "2016-08-25T01:41:34Z")

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Sent a text message.  
Sent a ‘tweet’.  
Used a smart phone.

I don’t feel like I’ve missed anything at all.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/3 "2016-08-25T01:42:35Z")

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Seen **The Wizard of Oz**.

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/4 "2016-08-25T01:50:52Z")

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Had a manicure nor pedicure. It seems to be a routine thing for my peers, but I just can’t be bothered. (And I don’t like being touched by people I don’t know. I love a good hug from an old friend, but strangers just don’t need to touch me, no matter how bad my nails look!)

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/5 "2016-08-25T01:56:44Z")

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Used drugs recreationally.

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/6 "2016-08-25T02:08:07Z")

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> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#):
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> Had a manicure nor pedicure. It seems to be a routine thing for my peers, but I just can’t be bothered. (And I don’t like being touched by people I don’t know. I love a good hug from an old friend, but strangers just don’t need to touch me, no matter how bad my nails look!)

Me neither. But then I think people should keep their feet to themselves. I don’t like feet much.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/7 "2016-08-25T02:35:39Z")

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Broken a bone.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/8 "2016-08-25T02:47:37Z")

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Used Facebook

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/9 "2016-08-25T02:47:55Z")

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Drunk coffee.  
Seen Sesame Street or Mister Rogers.  
Read a Dr. Seuss book.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/10 "2016-08-25T02:57:39Z")

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Lived in an apartment.  
Been able to grasp math higher than high school algebra.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/11 "2016-08-25T03:01:45Z")

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Seen **Caddyshack**  
Driven a pickup truck  
Played bridge  
Picked up someone at a bar or party, nor had sex on the first date.

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/12 "2016-08-25T03:16:09Z")

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Oh - I never got married. Nearly everyone does that.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/13 "2016-08-25T03:31:12Z")

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Have still never yet read a Harry Potter book (aside from the occasional page here and there.)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/14 "2016-08-25T03:43:48Z")

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Driven a stick shift.  
Seen “A Christmas Story”

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/15 "2016-08-25T03:47:33Z")

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Broken a bone.  
Gotten a speeding ticket or other traffic violation.  
Driven a boat.  
Been in jail.

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**Author:** ![Vicsage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e68b1a/32.png) [@Vicsage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vicsage)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/16 "2016-08-25T03:49:13Z")

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Never used an ATM, never twittered, never used facebook, never used drugs, never smoked, never had alcohol, unless you count wine at communion, never cheated on the wife, never sent a text message, never been admitted to a hospital.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Downtown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mr\_Downtown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Downtown)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/17 "2016-08-25T03:53:02Z")

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Played poker. Or a video game.

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**Author:** ![KellyCriterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@KellyCriterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyCriterion)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/18 "2016-08-25T04:06:22Z")

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Never owned an Apple product.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/19 "2016-08-25T04:14:02Z")

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Hey, folks? Feel free to try some of these things. Harry Potter and A Christmas Story and a cold beer with your poker buddies are all worth checking out…

Me? Never tweeted/f’booked/snapchatted. Oh, and no cable, so never seen Weeds, Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos or Game of Thrones.

Don’t worry; I’ll catch up when I retire.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/20 "2016-08-25T04:45:55Z")

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I’ve never smoked  
I’ve never seen a chiropractor  
I’ve never been to California

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