# Never have I ever.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 25, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864 "2016-08-25T01:27:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/21 "2016-08-25T04:47:50Z")
> [@JohnGalt](#): > > Broken a bone. > > Gotten a speeding ticket or other traffic violation. > > Driven a boat. > > Been in jail. Being in jail is a “common, everyday thing” where you live? Holy moly. I’ve never had a Twinkie. Those things just look gross. ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/22 "2016-08-25T04:54:03Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Being in jail is a “common, everyday thing” where you live? Holy moly. > I’ve never had a Twinkie. Those things just look gross. Also have never had a Twinkie. Been in jail, though. (Long story, civil case, not criminal.) Do not recommend. ---
**Author:** ![appleaday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@appleaday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleaday)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/23 "2016-08-25T07:19:38Z")
Have never been in a “Dunkin’ Donuts.” Have never seen “Sleepless in Seattle” Have never ridden on a subway. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/24 "2016-08-25T07:35:04Z")
Never seen a reality show. (Living abroad has it’s advantages.) Never been on a jury or called for jury duty. Never seen a Macy’s Thanksgiving parade in person or on TV. Ditto for Rose Parade. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/25 "2016-08-25T07:39:58Z")
Have never thrown a party. Been to plenty, and have held dinner parties, but never thrown a “come on over to my place with booze and I’ll provide the music” party. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/26 "2016-08-25T08:04:11Z")
Have done most of the things mentioned so far, except reading Harry Potter, broken bone, or owning an Apple product. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/27 "2016-08-25T08:40:00Z")
Have never texted, tweeted, used a smartphone or eaten a Twinkie. Have never owned a computer that wasn’t a Mac. Have never had sex with a woman. Have never had kids. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/28 "2016-08-25T13:32:57Z")
Never driven a car, motorcycle, boat or anything else with a motor. Never read a James Bond book or seen a James Bond movie. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/29 "2016-08-25T13:54:01Z")
Never gotten a speeding ticket. Never tweeted. Never missed a class in college, unless I was legitimately ill, or had another good reason (I missed one sophomore year to work at the polls, but the prof. was OK with it). In other words, I never “skipped,” because it was a nice day, or I just didn’t feel like going. I had perfect attendance my freshman year. Never killed an ant with a magnifying glass. Never failed to finish all of an antibiotic. Never ate an Oreo or Wonder Bread as a kid (they weren’t kosher; they are now, and I’ve had them as an adult; I’m told they don’t taste the same). Never eaten any Hostess dessert product. Never been so drunk I passed out, blacked out, threw up, or had a hang-over. Never seen an episode of _Sex and the City_. Never seen anything with a Kardashian, and couldn’t tell one from the other. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/30 "2016-08-25T14:04:41Z")
Never had a driver’s license. Never gone on a date with someone I didn’t already know. (Had sex with, yes; dated, no.) Never broken a bone. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/31 "2016-08-25T14:09:48Z")
-Never been in a casino -Never been on a Ferris wheel -Never had a cat as a pet ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/32 "2016-08-25T14:46:23Z")
Played golf. Ridden a horse. Been in a fight as an adult. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/33 "2016-08-25T16:44:01Z")
Used a toll road, bridge, or highway Broken a bone Tweeted Hunted ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/34 "2016-08-25T16:52:03Z")
Never owned a DOS or Windows based PC. Never viewed a PayPerView broadcast on TV. Never purchased a computer game. Never had a smart phone. Never paid for cable television service. Never bought music from the iTunes Music Store. Never paid to attend a professional sporting event. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/35 "2016-08-25T16:55:10Z")
Harry Potter and tweets are the only ones mentioned so far I haven’t done. I have seen Kardashians on the TV but I wouldn’t know one from the other. I’ve had a smartphone for years but only used my first app a few months ago when I lost the Roku remote. My list of things not commonly done would be much longer. ETA: The iTunes thing was added while I typed, never done that either. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/36 "2016-08-25T17:08:41Z")
I have never been in a Walmart, or purchased anything from Walmart I’ve also never: Sent a text message Sent a ‘tweet’ Used drugs recreationally Picked up someone at a bar or party, nor had sex on the first date Seen Caddyshack Driven a pickup truck Played bridge Got married Driven a stick shift Been in jail Smoked Been admitted to a hospital Owned an Apple product Seen a chiropractor Had sex with a woman Had kids Missed a class in college Had a cat as a pet Been drunk Been in a physical fight Hunted Purchased a computer game Had a smart phone Bought music from the iTunes Music Store ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/37 "2016-08-25T17:31:25Z")
Seen _E.T._ or _Avatar_ Broken a bone Had sex Been to the southern hemisphere ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/38 "2016-08-25T17:42:12Z")
Never gambled for real money and never bought a lottery ticket. Never saw a whole episode of Seinfeld. Never attended a live sporting event for which any entry fee was required. ---
**Author:** ![NeonMadman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@NeonMadman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NeonMadman)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/39 "2016-08-25T17:48:35Z")
Never driven, or ridden on, a motorcycle. Never smoked dope or used recreational drugs other than alcohol (unusual for those of us who were teens in the late 60s/early 70s). Also never smoked a cigarette. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-have-i-ever/763864/40 "2016-08-25T19:11:54Z")
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