# Never mind **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 22, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623 "2024-04-22T16:17:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/21 "2024-04-23T00:53:45Z")
Now I can’t stop thinking about it! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/22 "2024-04-23T01:06:44Z")
BushBarbie, BushBarbie, there on the sand ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/23 "2024-04-23T01:40:02Z")
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/24 "2024-04-23T02:34:29Z")
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/25 "2024-04-23T02:39:19Z")
My dog’s breath smells of cat food. He keeps stealing it. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/26 "2024-04-23T02:45:09Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > My dog’s breath smells of cat food. You’re lucky. My dog’s breath smells of cat litter. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/27 "2024-04-23T02:49:46Z")
My breath smells fresh and minty. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/28 "2024-04-23T12:23:51Z")
I never do. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/29 "2024-04-23T12:29:34Z")
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called _aglets_. Their true purpose is _sinister_. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/30 "2024-04-23T13:45:13Z")
Uh, excuse me, It’s one-word, “nevermind”. I know because I saw it on an album cover. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/31 "2024-04-23T13:49:51Z")
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. – Homer Simpson [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pUwH-P3Iz0Y/hqdefault.jpg "The Simpsons - "What is the mind?" - The Tracey Ullman Show") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUwH-P3Iz0Y) ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/32 "2024-04-23T14:51:25Z")
Out of sight, out of mind, but often enough: out of mind, _outta sight!_ ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/33 "2024-04-24T00:50:00Z")
Dy-no-mite! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/34 "2024-04-24T01:41:19Z")
Troglodyte! Wait! What were we talking about? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/35 "2024-04-24T01:47:18Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/N3HbrfV0hJM/maxresdefault.jpg "Leonard Cohen - Nevermind (Audio)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3HbrfV0hJM) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623/36 "2024-04-24T02:08:27Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Troglodyte! [Troglodytes troglodytes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_wren) everywhere! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1000623.md?page=1)