# Never mind… **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [October 2, 2026, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536 "2026-10-02T10:50:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/1 "2026-10-02T10:50:30Z")
Never mind! It self corrected, yay! ---
**Author:** ![MikeS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MikeS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeS)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/2 "2026-10-02T11:07:41Z")
Glad to be of help. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/3 "2026-10-02T11:18:41Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/4 "2026-10-02T11:59:29Z")
How do you repair a bent Wookie? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/5 "2026-10-02T12:19:29Z")
The problem is not in the mind, but… oh, wait! ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/6 "2026-10-02T12:24:06Z")
YAY!!! 😀💯😎 Um … what are we celebrating? 😳 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/7 "2026-10-02T12:52:07Z")
What is “mind?” No matter. What is “matter?” Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/8 "2026-10-02T12:57:08Z")
Great album! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/9 "2026-10-02T13:08:12Z")
AI has gotten so good, it answers questions even before you ask them. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/10 "2026-10-02T13:14:50Z")
NM…it’s “mind over matter” Or the latter. Not “mind over bladder”. NM that’s another thang. 😱 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/11 "2026-10-02T14:13:01Z")
We have been visited by the ghost of Emily Litella. [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJso0MDDPHOD3mmZM5ARhB5nhc-L2yAUE0qHu9YRCnZe34biaAErYi4FU6&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJso0MDDPHOD3mmZM5ARhB5nhc-L2yAUE0qHu9YRCnZe34biaAErYi4FU6&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/12 "2026-10-02T14:16:18Z")
> _No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power._ ― P.J. O’Rourke Oh, yeah. And … FQ? Absolutely. But what about the horse you rode in on?? ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-mind/1033536/13 "2026-10-02T20:31:46Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > How do you repair a bent Wookie? Bent, hell, it’s bwoken! > [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > My cat’s breath smells like cat food. A member of the hoi polloi, I see. My cat’s breath smells like Albacore tuna.