# Never moon a werewolf and other advice **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974 "2008-03-19T19:03:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/21 "2008-03-19T23:22:02Z")
Never smell the inside of a hat. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/22 "2008-03-19T23:46:05Z")
The deer doesn’t have to run faster than the wolves, just faster than the slowest deer. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/23 "2008-03-20T00:31:14Z")
Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/24 "2008-03-20T00:36:11Z")
Never argue with an idiot; onlookers can’t tell the difference. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/25 "2008-03-20T01:15:36Z")
[QUOTE=Maui Lion] don’t pet the sweaty things. [/QUOTE] You’ll miss some _amazing_ times if you follow this advice in bed… ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/26 "2008-03-20T01:22:06Z")
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -Al Capone- ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/27 "2008-03-20T01:32:32Z")
[QUOTE=Anne Neville] You’ll miss some _amazing_ times if you follow this advice in bed… [/QUOTE] That’s some great advice… better advice. Why, that advice is like an Amish Girlfriend… it doesn’t suck. ---
**Author:** ![Glazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@Glazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glazer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/28 "2008-03-20T03:32:28Z")
Hard work may oneday payoff. Lazy pays off now. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/29 "2008-03-20T03:56:52Z")
While it might seem like a good idea in a pinch, the erect male member should never be used as a perch. ---
**Author:** ![Mongo\_Ponton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Mongo\_Ponton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mongo_Ponton)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/30 "2008-03-20T04:28:26Z")
Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you got the less shit you have to eat. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/31 "2008-03-20T04:44:42Z")
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm every time. My favorite de-motivator: When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become a deadly projectile. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/32 "2008-03-20T05:54:49Z")
Don’t take any advice including this. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/33 "2008-03-20T05:55:47Z")
_Never_ go into a brightly-lit room with a magnifying mirror and tweezers. No matter how dysfunctional someone’s behavior is, if it works, they’re not likely to change it. And don’t start me on aphorisms again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/34 "2008-03-20T06:11:15Z")
Whenever someone suggests fighting fire with fire, remind him that fire is actually fought with water. ---
**Author:** ![Shai\_tan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/35 "2008-03-20T06:31:08Z")
Never jump on a man, unless he is down There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/36 "2008-03-20T07:40:27Z")
Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/37 "2008-03-20T12:12:23Z")
The mark of a good manager is that when your back is against the wall, he’s right there behind you. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/38 "2008-03-20T12:27:13Z")
Never, for effect, pull a gun on a small child. He won’t get it. (thank you, Fran Lebowitz) ---
**Author:** ![Shai\_tan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/39 "2008-03-20T14:31:13Z")
After all is said and done, usually more is said. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-moon-a-werewolf-and-other-advice/441974/40 "2008-03-20T14:37:22Z")
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