# never poop again!  (??)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-poop-again/131784>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 11, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-poop-again/131784 "2002-10-11T05:49:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-poop-again/131784/21 "2002-10-13T02:19:38Z")

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Thanks **Kambukta** , I will.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-poop-again/131784/22 "2002-10-13T02:29:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Squink \*  
> \*\*No one seems to have yet mentioned NASA’s [low residue diet](http://www.google.com/search?as_q=&num=10&hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=low+residue+diet&as_oq=&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=&safe=off). A turd free life has been a dream of mankind since cavemen first reached for the stinging nettles. It’s been an elusive quest, but now, with the help of NASA, anyone can learn to poop like an astronaut. \*\*

Damn, if this thread doesn’t have all the makings of a spam e-mail!

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Subject: Never Poop Again!!!

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