# Never put a penis.........

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-put-a-penis/448403>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 7, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-put-a-penis/448403 "2008-05-07T05:52:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-put-a-penis/448403/61 "2008-05-08T19:25:24Z")

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[QUOTE=grosenthol]  
You sure about that one? I, for one, am a pretty big fan of my sexual partners not being, y’know, _not_ currently alive.  
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**grosenthol** , you seem to have missed that my list was for objects being **inserted into the penis** , not objects one might insert a penis into. A hijack from the point of the OP, but still I think a valid one.

If you want a live garter snake fingerling in your penis, that’s fine - but it’s not something I want to hear about…

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**Author:** ![Darkmoor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Darkmoor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkmoor)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-put-a-penis/448403/62 "2008-05-08T19:38:30Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
**grosenthol** , you seem to have missed that my list was for objects being **inserted into the penis** , not objects one might insert a penis into. A hijack from the point of the OP, but still I think a valid one.

If you want a live garter snake fingerling in your penis, that’s fine - but it’s not something I want to hear about…  
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:eek: You’re right, I did miss that departure from the OP. I’m going to go cleanse my mind in fire now…

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