# Never Seen The Ending Of The Film, But... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526 "2010-03-15T07:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/1 "2010-03-15T07:14:01Z")
**Old Yeller** is a really sweet, uplifting film about a boy and his dog! **Fatal Attraction** is hot - bet lots of guys would like to meet a no-strings-attached, sexy and sweet woman like Glen Close. **The Shining** had such a cool hotel in a nice, quiet location - I bet Jack Nicholson was able to finally finish that great novel he was writing with his loving family nearby. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/2 "2010-03-15T07:57:47Z")
Obligatory link to preview for “Shining”: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/sfout_rgPSA/hqdefault.jpg "Shining") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA) ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/3 "2010-03-15T10:03:59Z")
_The Sixth Sense_ – I sure hope Bruce Willis managed to patch things up with his wife. _No Way Out_ – Too bad Kevin Costner never found that “Yuri” guy. _Star Trek: Generations_ – who cares, this movie sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/4 "2010-03-15T11:00:23Z")
**Unbreakable** - Bruce and Samuel L. sure will make a great crime-fighting team. **Glengarry Glen Ross** - Great job landing that sale Jack, you really turned things around. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/5 "2010-03-15T11:11:28Z")
**Dr Strangelove** - They’ll stop the nukes in time. **Terminator 3** - They’ll stop the nukes in time. **Whoops Apocalypse** - They’ll stop the nukes in time. **Failsafe** - They’ll stop the nukes in time. **WarGames** - Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/6 "2010-03-15T11:43:05Z")
**Superman Returns** - Damn, Lex Luthor defeated Superman! There’s a bold and unexpected outcome. **Casablanca** - it’s so sweet that Rick and Ilsa are going to get back together again! **Brief Encounter** - I wonder how these two lovebirds are going to break the news to their spouses? **The Bourne Identity** - He woke up from near death to discover he’s got no memory, kick-ass combat skills and a deposit box in a Swiss bank full of fake IDs, money and weaponry. I bet he finds out he’s a tax accountant with a wife and kids in the suburbs. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/7 "2010-03-15T12:43:46Z")
**The Crying Game** – That Dil is hot! She’s going to end up in bed with Fergus at the end. ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/8 "2010-03-15T12:49:32Z")
> [@DMark](#): > > **Fatal Attraction** is hot - bet lots of guys would like to meet a no-strings-attached, sexy and sweet woman like Glen Close. Sexy? 😕 Watching **Fatal Attraction** , I knew there was some twist at the end. I was sure that the twist was going to be that Glenn Close’s character was a man in drag. I guess Glenn Close is not my type… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/9 "2010-03-15T13:45:43Z")
Now that Charlton Heston has escaped from those damn, dirty apes, I just KNOW he’ll find his way back to Earth. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/10 "2010-03-15T13:47:31Z")
**Fight Club** - I’m glad Ed Norton finally caught on that Tyler Durden was a bad influence and a bit crazy. **Se7en** - Wasn’t it great when Brad Pitt solved the case! Now he can get back to that sexy wife.\* **Oldboy** - After all the troubles the hero goes through, at least he gets hooked up with a hot, young girl! **The Greatest Story Ever Told** - It was nice to see the people of Jerusalem finally accepted Jesus and welcomed him with palms. \*I’m sure there’s a “head” joke in there, but it’s too early for me to think one up ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/11 "2010-03-15T13:54:08Z")
**Zulu** – those British soldiers don’t stand a chance. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/12 "2010-03-15T14:01:56Z")
I had to quit watching _The Princess Bride_ when Humperdinck killed Wesley. What a kick in the crotch … I can’t believe the grandpa would read a story where the hero was murdered by the villain to his grandson. ---
**Author:** ![footballisplayedwithyourfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9f8e36/32.png) [@footballisplayedwithyourfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/footballisplayedwithyourfeet)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/13 "2010-03-15T14:12:12Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > [ > **Se7en** - Wasn’t it great when Brad Pitt solved the case! Now he can get back to that sexy wife.\* > \*I’m sure there’s a “head” joke in there, but it’s too early for me to think one up Like : Wasn’t it great when Brad Pitt solved the case! _I’m sure he’ll **head** back home to that sexy wife now._ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/14 "2010-03-15T14:18:00Z")
I sure am glad Frodo finally got rid of that cursed ring. Now, he’ll go back to the Shire, marry some nice hobbit girl, and live happily ever after. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/15 "2010-03-15T14:18:14Z")
**Psycho** - I sure hope Janet Leigh used the money to help that nice boy escape the clutches of his mother. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/16 "2010-03-15T14:24:21Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Now that Charlton Heston has escaped from those damn, dirty apes, I just KNOW he’ll find his way back to Earth. As I recall, he does. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/17 "2010-03-15T14:25:48Z")
_Sunset Blvd._ – William Holden looks so silly swimming with all his clothes on. And he sure can hold his breath! ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/18 "2010-03-15T15:45:13Z")
**One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest** - That wacky Jack Nicholson sure livened up things in that dreary asylum, bet that frosty nurse ends up falling for him. **A Bridge Too Far** - Surrounded, out-numbered and out-gunned - bound to win in the end, this is hollywood. **Star Wars** - Luke will probably ‘use the force’ or something to blow up the Death Star at the last moment. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/19 "2010-03-15T15:49:01Z")
**Memento** - Teddy sure got his comeuppance for what he did to Leonard’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/20 "2010-03-15T15:59:37Z")
**City Lights** – The little guy will get the girl in the end. No doubt about it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526.md?page=2)