# Never Seen The Ending Of The Film, But... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526 "2010-03-15T07:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/21 "2010-03-15T16:25:13Z")
**Pulp Fiction** - It’s a good thing that Marvin guy didn’t get shot by his crazy roomie. **Forrest Gump** - Hope Forrest and Jenny live happily ever after! **Moulin Rouge** - Hope Christian and Satine live happily ever after! **Romeo and Juliet** - Hope the kids live happily ever after! ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/22 "2010-03-15T16:47:29Z")
**War of the Worlds** - The aliens exterminate the human race and colonise the Earth. **Independence Day** - The aliens exterminate the human race and strip the Earth of all it’s natural resources. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/23 "2010-03-15T16:48:31Z")
**The Usual Suspects** I’m glad that poor Mr Kint escaped those Hungarian/Argentinian criminals **Lethal Weapon** I gave up after I realised it was gonna be nothing more than a schmaltzy film about some old guy’s retirement. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/24 "2010-03-15T16:55:37Z")
**Titanic** What a sweet love story. I hope Kate and Leo sold that necklace and had a happy life after they got done with that cruise. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/25 "2010-03-15T17:27:12Z")
**The Natural** Too bad Robert Redford ended up in the hospital. Now gruff but lovable Wilford Brimley will never win the pennant. **Trading Places** Those bastard Duke Brothers ended up screwing Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy AND cornered the market in frozen orange juice concentrate **Citizen Kane** He’s rich, powerful and married to Susan Alexander. What more could a man want? **Manchurian Candidate** I don’t know about you, but I’d love to have that nice Angela Lansbury as my mother. **The Music Man** Now that Marian has the goods on Harold, it’s just a question of whether she can get the proof to Mayor Shinn before Harold catches the next train out of town. **Star Wars** (Episodes I-III) Anakin’s mother may be a slave, but you know with his cleverness and his strong love for her, he’ll grow up to be the moral leader of the Jedi. **West Side Story** Good thing Tony stopped the fight between Riff and Bernardo before someone got hurt. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/26 "2010-03-15T17:29:49Z")
> [@footballisplayedwithyourfeet](#): > > Like : Wasn’t it great when Brad Pitt solved the case! _I’m sure he’ll **head** back home to that sexy wife now._ Or, “Now, that he’s solved the case, I’m sure he’s thinking about getting some head from that lovely wife!” ---
**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/27 "2010-03-15T19:33:13Z")
> [@SCSimmons](#): > > I had to quit watching _The Princess Bride_ when Humperdinck killed Wesley. What a kick in the crotch … I can’t believe the grandpa would read a story where the hero was murdered by the villain to his grandson. Uh, that’s impossible. Wesley died when his ship was attacked on the way to America! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/28 "2010-03-15T19:36:21Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > **Fight Club** - I’m glad Ed Norton finally caught on that Tyler Durden was a bad influence and a bit crazy. Or, alternatively, if you turned it off even earlier: Man, that Tyler Durden’s awesome! More men need to turn to fight clubs to express themselves in today’s emasculating society. ---
**Author:** ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/29 "2010-03-15T19:38:59Z")
True story. No, it really, really happened.\* **Private Benjamin** : Benjamin and her french lover get married and live happily ever after. - The film broke, and the projectionist couldn’t fix it. Everyone was told the movie was pretty much over, anyway. It was over 10 years later that I finally saw the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/30 "2010-03-15T19:50:23Z")
The Godfather - Michael can finally put his family’s Mafia past behind him, get a normal job, and settle down with Kay. 12 Monkeys - Bruce Willis no doubt stopped Brad Pitt in a dramatic fight scene at the last moment, saved the world, and then married Madeline Stowe. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/31 "2010-03-15T19:52:55Z")
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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/32 "2010-03-15T20:01:05Z")
_Wild Things_:It’s a good thing [del]that high school guidance counselor got what was coming to him after raping a student[/del] [del]he was cleared of all charges after being wrongfully accused[/del] [del]the three of them made off with her parents’ money[/del] [del]his plan with the detective worked out and they got rid of the kids[/del] the two of them will sail off into the sunset. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/33 "2010-03-15T20:09:30Z")
**Friday the 13th** - Thank goodness that evil harridan Mrs. Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor managed to get away in a canoe. **Friday the 13th part 2** - Thank goodness that evil Jason Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor manged to escape a brutal dismemberment, and lives to see dawn… **Friday the 13th part 3** - Thank goodness that evil Jason Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor manged to escape a brutal dismemberment, and lives to see dawn… **Friday the 13th part 4** - Thank goodness that evil Jason Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor manged to escape a brutal dismemberment and lives to see dawn… **Friday the 13th part 5** - Thank goodness that evil Jason Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor manged to escape a brutal dismemberment and lives to see dawn… **Friday the 13th part 6** - Thank goodness that evil Jason Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor manged to escape a brutal dismemberment and lives to see dawn… **Friday the 13th part 7** - Thank goodness that evil Jason Voorhees is dead. At least one innocent camp counselor manged to escape a brutal dismemberment and lives to see dawn… ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/34 "2010-03-15T21:24:46Z")
\*\*Passion of The Christ \*\*- Someone had to come to that man’s aid. He didn’t do anyting wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/35 "2010-03-15T21:43:06Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > \*\* > > **Glengarry Glen Ross** - Great job landing that sale Jack, you really turned things around. Love that movie so much. This cracked me up. It’s a Wonderful Life; RIP, ol George. We’ll never know what may have been. Million Dollar Baby: She’s the champ! Yay! ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526/36 "2010-03-15T21:58:37Z")
> [@ministryman](#): > > \*\*Passion of The Christ \*\*- Someone had to come to that man’s aid. He didn’t do anyting wrong. Why does this make me think of “Won’t somebody help that poor man?” from **Blazing Saddles**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-seen-the-ending-of-the-film-but/532526.md?page=1)