# Never

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 1999, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983 "1999-10-26T18:04:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983/21 "1999-10-27T06:12:00Z")

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He shoots, he scores! Hand clapping all around for the Dark Lord himself! Well, baby, bend over because I’M DRIVING! I’ve got all my snap-on tools ready for you! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Temujin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Temujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temujin)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983/22 "1999-10-27T09:41:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’ll never change.

Then how can you grow as a person? I hope I’ll never stop changing.

On the other hand, I know I’ll never stop making mistakes. But I hope I never stop learning from them.

Getting back to the OP, I swear I’ll never order ‘‘Chiquita’’ in a restaurant in Mexico again. My Spanish is terrible, and I actually believed someone who told me ‘‘Chiquita’’ was a word that meant ‘‘appetizers.’’ Never again. I swear.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983/23 "1999-10-27T13:05:00Z")

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## I’ll never felch, that’s for sure.

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983/24 "1999-10-27T13:24:00Z")

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In a way, I’m sorry I started this topic. Why? Because I absolutely hate that saying, “Never say never!”

I shall now retire to the pit to continue my rant.

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never/9983/25 "1999-10-27T16:02:00Z")

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I will never love tuna fish. I’ve tried, multiple occasions, multiple preparations, and all I can say is that I will never ever love tuna fish.

Other than that, I’m pretty open-minded.

-Pix

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