# New addition to **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [May 23, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328 "2000-05-23T21:33:54Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/1 "2000-05-23T21:33:54Z")
Many people have joked in the past about having a “list” of certain people for whom they would immediately put everything except their libido on hold. Well, perhaps it is time for the erasers to be put in use. [Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley are breaking up!](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/eo/20000523/en/grant_and_hurley_split_4.html) Myself, my list consists of ten names. With the sudden availability of Liz Hurley I’ve had to erase Heather Graham. This leaves my list at: 1. Elizabeth Shue - Been nuts about her for years. 2. Britney Spears - I don’t care that she’s only 18, she’s a temptress. 3. Kathy Ireland - Swimsuit Edition. Puberty. Nuff Said. 4. Rebecca Gayheart - It’s gotta be the hair. 5. Debra Messing - Again, it’s gotta be the hair. 6. Elizabeth Hurley - Oh…My…God… 7. Salma Hayek - Yowza. 8. Kelly Preston - Ever since “Twins”. 9. Lisa Kudrow - I just don’t know why. 10. Sarah Michelle Gellar - She’s so wholesome looking. Who do you have on **your list?** I figure that with Hugh Grant now available, lists of men count as well. Those ladies who include **me** on their list earn double brownie points. Men only earn single. 😃 ---
### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/2 "2000-05-23T21:38:15Z")
Haven’t a clue why, but “My List” clipped from the topic. Sowwy, folks. ---
### Author: ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/3 "2000-05-23T21:54:22Z")
Hmmm Let’s see… movie stars we would love to boink 😛 Gotta love it… \ 1\> Russell Crowe \ 2\> Kevin Costner \ 3\> John Travolta \ 4\> Matt Perry \ 5\> Mel Gibson \ 6\> Ben Affleck \ 7\> Sean Connery \< Men should ALL look that good and be that classy when they are that age. Can’t you just hear him whispering your name… WHOA\> 8\> Hugh Grant \ 9\> Kevin Spacey \< There is just SOMETHING about the guy that makes my toes curl\> 10\> Robbie Williams \ All in all this is fun… but I have someone even BETTER in mind 😉 ---
### Author: ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/4 "2000-05-23T22:16:33Z")
My pre-Gladiator list was quite different. My post-Gladiator list is as follows: 1. Russell Crowe 2. Russell Crowe 3. Russell Crowe 4. Russell Crowe 5. Russell Crowe 6. Russell Crowe 7. Russell Crowe 8. Russell Crowe 9. Russell Crowe 10. Russell Crowe ( I haven’t been hit this hard since puberty, I don’t think. I practically salivate in the grocery store lines when they have ol’ Maximus on the magazine covers. Damn, that was a good movie.) ---
### Author: ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/5 "2000-05-23T22:20:37Z")
Horny Mr. Cynical? ---
### Author: ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/6 "2000-05-23T22:30:41Z")
In no particular order: Christina Ricci Michelle Pfieffer Sherelynn Fenn Tori Amos Monique Powell Brittney Spears Laura Flynn Boyle Gwen Stephani Dominique Swain ---
### Author: ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon) #### Post date: [May 23, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/7 "2000-05-23T23:52:16Z")
First: BURN!!! You back!!! _happy dance_ Second: 1. Michael Biehn (Hicks in _Aliens_. DAMN, that man is fine. 2. Val Kilmer 3. Ben Affleck 4. Hugh Grant 5. Daniel Day-Lewis 6. Rusell Crowe (should we set up a schedule, ladies?) 7. Anthony Starke (He was in the TV Show \* Magnificent Seven.\* One of the BEST sets of pecs I’ve ever seen…and the pants he wore in that show…_drool_ 8. Chris Noth (used to be on _Law & Order_) 9. Andre Braugher (Pembleton on _Homicide_) 10. This one is a tie. Dave Matthews OR Stefan Lessard from Dave Matthews Band. Dave because of that voice…_swoon_, and Stefan because he is an AWESOME bass player and a hottie to boot. ---
### Author: ![trilobite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@trilobite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trilobite) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/8 "2000-05-24T00:05:52Z")
That girl on the cover of “44-D Amateur Virgin Hooker Lactating Lolita Madam from Sweden” . After watching the movie 5,337 times (in short spurts), I finally noticed the girl on the cover wasn’t in the movie. Rip-off! And Cheers! ---
### Author: ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/9 "2000-05-24T00:18:02Z")
Ok, I’ll play too. The temperature has risen in my apt on many occasion when these men appear on the boob tube. 1. Matthew Macaunahy- ok so maybe I can’t spell it, but really who cares WHAT his name is. 2. Brad Pitt- The old stand by, but ever since Legends of the Fall I was hooked. 3. Keanu Reeves- That face! 4. Antonio Banderas-mmmmm, nothing like a latin lover to spice things up. 5. Brendan Frasier- Just adorable. 6. Denzel Washington- The picture of pure class and romance. 7. Harry Connick, Jr.- Yes, he acts. Boyishly charming. 8. Mel Gibson- He’s up there in age a bit, but looks damn good, and he gets points for an accent. 9. Angelina Jolie- She’s just too gorgeous. 10. Kevin Spacey-Very sensual and attractive to top it off. ---
### Author: ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/10 "2000-05-24T00:19:18Z")
Here’s my idea of a good time : 1. Robert Carlyle 2. Liam Neeson 3. Ewan MacGregor (sp?) 4. Gabriel Byrne 5. Daniel Day-Lewis 6. Russell Crowe 7. Guy Pearce 8. Alan Rickman 9. Kenneth Branagh 10. Colin Firth Do you see a pattern here? 😉 ---
### Author: ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/11 "2000-05-24T00:23:35Z")
1. Seth Green. (Sigh…) 2. Manu Intiraymi, who plays Icheb on Voyager. (That is, assuming it would be legal. I don’t know how old he is, although he looks my age or maybe a bit younger.) 3. Julian Sands. 4. Garrett Wang. 5. Alexander Siddig, especially after we got to see him nekkid in the DS9 series finale. 6. Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys, probably the oldest man I would rabidly pursue. 7. Rupert Everett. 8. Jack Davenport. 9. Matt Damon. 10. Robert Duncan McNeill. ---
### Author: ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/12 "2000-05-24T00:30:07Z")
Lets see my list… 1 Russell Crowe (I get first in line. Ladies I fell for him BEFORE **Gladiator** came out. Ever see **The Quick and The Dead**? If not _see_ it) 2 Val Kilmer (Remember the movie **Willow** and Madmartigan? _drools_) 3 Mel Gibson (Absolutely gorgeous and any man who has an accent and looks that good in a kilt mmmmm) 4 Sean Connery (the accent gotta love the accent) 5 Kevin Costner (I liked him in Dances With Wolves haven’t seen any of his other work though) 6 Michael T Weiss (Ever watch Pretender? He looks his best when he’s bad) 7 Michael Madsen (I like the dark looking guys) 8 Kevin Richardson (Yes I know hes in the BSB but he is hot. He even looks good in a skirt) 9 Harrison Ford (He still looks pretty good at his age) 10 Nicholas Cage (I don’t know what it is about him…) ---
### Author: ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/13 "2000-05-24T00:32:16Z")
Ooo…famous people I’d like to do…great topic! Let’s see…I cannot possibly limit this to 10: Hugh Grant Alan Rickman Brad Pitt John Rzeznik (lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls) Chris Isaak Keanu Reeves Gabriel Byrne Joseph Fiennes Tori Amos Matt Damon Ryan Stiles the woman who plays Ling on Ally McBeal Gil Bellows Kevin Spacey Prince hmm…it’s getting a bit warm in here… ---
### Author: ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/14 "2000-05-24T02:20:52Z")
In no particular order Angie Everhart \ Jenny McCarthy \ Kelly Preston \ Daniella Pestova \ Heidi Klum \ Tea Leoni \ Theres more but alot of them are some typical porn/swimsuit models, others are Miss Fitness America contestants, and sometimes a pretty face I see on the street. ---
### Author: ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/15 "2000-05-24T02:31:05Z")
YUCK!!! Hugh Grant is so nasty looking! And he’s so irritating! He looks like he has Down Syndrome or something, for one thing… and he just acts like a total idiot dork. Anyway, my list is as follows: Brendan Fraser Sebastian Spence Dennis Quaid Richard Dean Anderson ---
### Author: ![billyt123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@billyt123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyt123) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/16 "2000-05-24T02:50:33Z")
Ashley Judd- Far far far and away the number one pick, shes is just so… sultry, sweet, hot… very nice work. ## heres the rest- -Laetitia Casta, unconventional face, Hot body -Catherine Zeta Jones, guess she goes for the older guys but i could change her mind… -Katie Holmes- from Dawsons Creek. sweet innocent girl next door -Macy Gray- visually, shes ok, but anyone who sings like that … -Heather Graham- how could anyone put Liz Hurley ahead of Roller Girl? -Heidi Klum- nuf said -Jennifer Aniston- do they really keep the sets cold, or is she just happy? -Lara Flynn Boyle- don’t get why shes with Jack but shes hot -Reese Witherspoon ---
### Author: ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/17 "2000-05-24T03:58:46Z")
[list] [li]Sean Connery…what can I say? He’s a classic![/li][li]Gavin Rossdale…lead singer of Bush, yummy![/li][li]Jude Law…the guy nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in _The Talented Mr. Ripley_. Can he be any more beautiful?[/li][li]Dennis Miller[/li][li]Jon Stewart[/li][li]Matthew McConaughey[/li][li]Gabriel Byrne[/li][li]Pierce Brosnan[/li][li]Dermott Mulroney (sp?)[/li]Craig Kilbourne ---
### Author: ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/18 "2000-05-24T04:01:14Z")
(in no particular order) Mel Gibson Harrison Ford Kurt Russell Ray Liotta Richard Dean Anderson Dennis Quaid Russell Crowe Collin Raye Clint Black Patrick Swayze ---
### Author: ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/19 "2000-05-24T04:51:27Z")
Russell Crowe–see _Proof_ if you haven’t. Michael Madsen–always sexy. Kate Winslet–_Heavenly Creatures_. Kevin Spacey–the most captivating man in the world. Sean Connery–no comment needed. Ashley Judd–absolutely gorgeous. Brendan Fraser–I don’t know what it is about him… Val Kilmer–greatest lips and eyes. John Malkovich–intense and intriguing. Jason Lee–something about this guy, probably why I love Kevin Smith films!! ---
### Author: ![\_oo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_oo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_oo) #### Post date: [May 24, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/20 "2000-05-24T07:16:21Z")
so many votes for Russel Crowe…does anyone remember him in “Proof” and “The Sum of Us” – these were apparently the first movies i saw of him. now to my list: Johnny Depp 😉 Brad Pitt 😉 Ethan Hawke 😉 Russel Crowe 😉 i’ll give Crowe a few extra points for having the same nationality as me… 😛 oh…River Pheonix was cute too… 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328.md?page=2)