# New addition to **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328 "2000-05-23T21:33:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/21 "2000-05-24T08:07:02Z")
1. Falcon 2. Ayesha (though she’ll always be Lioness in my mind) 3. evilbeth (cause for some reason she thinks I’m interesting) 4. kellibelli 5. mega the roo (a certain e. e. cummings quality) 6. Tuba “D” 7. Lynne 8. Opal 9. Kat 10. Drain Now hopefully they’ll consent to appear in that indy movie I’m producing… ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/22 "2000-05-24T09:23:31Z")
Why not add my little fantasies to the list 1. Johnny Depp (since I was 13!!!) 2. Sean Connery (old enough to be my grandaddy but still gets me going) 3. Jude Law (DIVINE!!!) 4. Colin Firth(if you don’t know why, watch Pride and Prejudice. Hmmmmm Hmmmmmm) 5. Guy Pearce (Ex neighbours, Australian) 6. Gavin Rossdale 7. Eduardo (my long time best friend but maybe in the future - ah stop dreaming) 8. Eddie Vedder 9. Antonio Sabato Junior 10. Joaquin Cortes (spanish Dancer - mmmmm baby!) ---
**Author:** ![gooti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eb8c5e/32.png) [@gooti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooti)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/23 "2000-05-24T12:35:20Z")
I can’t believe I came up with 10 people. Though I don’t think I could have a torrid one nighter with any of them, they make me drool somethin’ fierce. (Disclaimer for mouthbreaher: I love you, baby! tee-hee!) no order: 1. David Duchovny 2. Kevin Spacey 3. Jeff Goldblum 4. Salma Hayeck 5. Amy Dumas a.k.a. “Lita” (pro wrestling chick who’s not just a valet, but kicks ass, too) 6. Shania Twain (I don’t care what kind of music she sings, she is FINE) 7. Ricky Martin (see above) 8. Kevin “Big Sexy” Nash \*pre-potbelly (another pro wrestler) 9. Shawn Michaels (yet another wrestler, retired now) 10. Antonio Banderas Hmm…after looking over my list, I’ve come to the conclusion that I need professional help. I’ll be at my shrink’s office if you need me. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/24 "2000-05-24T13:36:30Z")
Looking at my list, I learn two things: that I don’t see many movies anymore, and that I’m a sucker for “complicated” (i.e. “crazy”) women. Ah, well… **Helen Hunt** (before she lost all that weight) **Helena Bonham Carter** (a real cutie) **Emma Thompson** (especially as she looked in _Much Ado About Nothing_) **Lisa Kudrow** (don’t know what it is, but she’s got it) **Julia Louis-Dreyfuss** (I love neurotic New York types) **Natalie Portman** (how old is she now? I might have to leave her off this list for a few years but damn! she’s cute and smart _and_ sweet) **Lauren Bacall** (in _The Big Sleep_ – this is all imaginary, so time doesn’t matter) **Maura Tierney** (another neurotic New Yorker – loved her in _Newsradio_) **Elle Macpherson** (the sexiest woman in the world, at least in _Sirens_) **Tara Fitzgerald** and/or **Kristin Scott Thomas** (another example of my Englishwoman fetish – maybe I’m just obsessed with the accent) Slinking off quietly away now. (I’ve gotten two “server is not responding” messages, so, in hopes of only posting once, let’s push the shiny, candy-like button again.) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/25 "2000-05-24T13:54:36Z")
Then again, Elle MacPherson, although quite the sexy lady, is usually portrayed as an intelligent, sex starved… ::scratching off Britney Spears, adding Elle:: **0Now** it’s complete. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/26 "2000-05-24T14:14:53Z")
In no particular order: Kenneth Branagh (he even made Iago sexy!) Jude Law Goran Visnjic (Dr. Kovac on ER. AKA Dr. Hottiepants around Swiddles’ office) Guy Pearce (Painting the bus in \* Priscilla \*. mmm) Hugh Grant (I find bemused so endearing) Russell Crowe (mmm…LA Confindential was SUCH a good move… 😉 ) and then the rockstars: Anthony Keides Johnny Rzeznik And can we pick dead people? Because in that case, Kurt Cobain and Clark Gable go on my list. hmmm…I’m also noticing a pattern in my actor list… ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/27 "2000-05-24T14:44:39Z")
**Mr. Cynical** , I used to think Rebecca Gayheart was hot too. Then I saw _Urban Legends_. Anyway, my list (in no particular order):[ol] [li]Janeane Garofalo[/li][li]Kate Winslet[/li][li]Tori Amos[/li][li]Shania Twain[/li][li]Natalie Portman[/li][li]Jewel[/li][li]Alyson Hannigan[/li][li]Lisa Loeb[/li][li]Katie Holmes[/li][li]Jennifer Aniston[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/28 "2000-05-24T15:06:28Z")
List in no particular order Brendan Fraser Russell Crowe (I saw in the tabloids that he is hooked up with Jodie Foster?!? Say it ain’t so!) Matthew Mc Conaughey Noah Wyle Kevin Spacey (To Spacey/Crowe fans…must see LA Confidential!) Brad Pitt Antonia Banderas Joaquin Phoenix Keanu Reeves Harrison Ford There are a ton more, of course, but I have to go take a cold shower now…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328/29 "2000-05-27T18:21:53Z")
Falcon, a friend of my sister’s met Chris Noth on a vacation a few years ago. As they sat and chatted he asked her if she ever watched Law & Order. The truth was, no, she didn’t (and she therefore had no clue who he was). And that’s just the way he wanted it. He wanted to meet someone as Chris Noth the person, not Mike Logan the character or Chris Noth the actor. They had a fling for that whole week. She said he was _the_ nicest guy (and great in bed - tee hee). She didn’t even know until she got home and happened to be channel surfing and ran across L&O that he was an actor, let alone one so ‘famous’. Lucky girl, huh? He’s been on my list ever since he first came on that show, but knowing what I know about him as a person now, he’s at the very top! My list: 1. Chris Noth 2. Benjamin Bratt 3. Antonio Banderas 4. Harrison Ford 5. Sharon Stone 6. Wendy Moniz 7. Cynthia Watros 8. Rob Lowe 9. Blair Underwood 10. Ahmad Rashad (which sortof doesn’t count, cuz I’ve already, ahem, been there/done that ;)) So I’ll add one more… 11. [Amanda Peet](http://www.wb2.com/entertainment/wb/jackjill/images/jack1_lg.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-addition-to/20328.md?page=1)