# New and Improved ChiDope Thread! Now with 33% More DETAILS!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635 "2003-04-09T18:59:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/121 "2003-05-02T18:23:50Z")

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Dunno about curry chips, but the chicken tenders were good ‘n’ spicy.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/122 "2003-05-02T19:14:45Z")

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There’s a lot across the street from the Old Town School of Folk Music ([www.oldtownschool.org](http://www.oldtownschool.org)). Also, parking on side streets generally isn’t too bad.

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/123 "2003-05-03T01:02:06Z")

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Are any suburbanites planning on taking Metra/the El on Saturday? I’m seriously considering it so that I can drink without worry, but I don’t want to travel alone. I can take the Metra back home alone, but I don’t want to go back to Union Station by myself. (If that makes me a chicken, then GUILTY! ;))

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/124 "2003-05-03T12:05:15Z")

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**DrMatrix** and I are gonna try to be there.

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**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/125 "2003-05-03T13:16:06Z")

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OK, I have just e-mailed out confirmation numbers to everyone that I had on my reservation list. If you do not have an e-mail from me and need a room, please, send me an e-mail so I can get you on the list and into the hotel, OK?

Also, if you are driving in, or flying and renting a car, please let me know as I will arrange for parking passes.

The countdown is on. Really looking forward to seeing everyone Friday!!!

I am getting ready to drink lots of vodka!!!

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/126 "2003-05-03T21:47:08Z")

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I only have a second, but I wanted any fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer to know that James Marsters and his band, Ghost of the Robot is playing at the [Pickwick Theater](http://www.osmag.com/funspots/pwick.htm) in Park Ridge on May 10th at 7:30 p.m. There is some other [Buffy stuff](http://www.buffy.nu/article.php3?id_article=3) going on too.

I’m off to try and get my tolerance up for Saturday, if I can still make it.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/127 "2003-05-04T12:51:10Z")

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Who is James Marsters?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/128 "2003-05-04T18:10:04Z")

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He plays “Spike” on _Buffy The Vampire Groopie_.

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**Author:** ![penny\_dreadful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@penny\_dreadful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penny_dreadful)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/129 "2003-05-04T22:14:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hamlet \*  
> \*\*I only have a second, but I wanted any fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer to know that James Marsters and his band, Ghost of the Robot is playing at the [Pickwick Theater](http://www.osmag.com/funspots/pwick.htm) in Park Ridge on May 10th at 7:30 p.m. There is some other [Buffy stuff](http://www.buffy.nu/article.php3?id_article=3) going on too.

The 7:30 concert is only for losers 🙂 like me, who were willing to shell out $130 for the complete [“Buffy weekend”](http://www.flashbackweekend.com) package.

But GotR is doing another [show](http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/07003689CC8574F4) at 10pm the same night.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/130 "2003-05-05T02:21:54Z")

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**monster** , I will probably be taking the el (blue line) in.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/131 "2003-05-05T12:02:45Z")

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Well, it’s the Monday before ChiDope and I’m pretty geeked for this thing. It’s supposed to rain here all week, I hope that means great weekend weather in Chicago (although the correlation is more than a bit iffy).

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/132 "2003-05-05T14:29:42Z")

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Actually, the weather outlook isn’t too bad. Possible showers on Friday but the weekend looks reasonably warm and clear.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/133 "2003-05-05T17:45:03Z")

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And **Gundy** is looking reasonably warm and clear also.

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/134 "2003-05-05T18:02:14Z")

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Buddy, I’m so warm and clear you’d hardly recognize me.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/135 "2003-05-05T21:06:24Z")

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Bring your vomit bags and sawdust, I’ll be in the hizzouse!

What shall be the Feats Of Strength, Gluttony, and Endurance?

I propose, in conjunction with the Mythical Ten, the Legendary 30! I can eat an entire crave case of White Castle in an hour. Top that.

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**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/136 "2003-05-05T21:42:45Z")

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Whoa.

I can drink almost two full beers without passing out. Top that!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/137 "2003-05-05T21:46:00Z")

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That’s two full beers over the course of the entire weekend, right, **Tibby**? And you can smell a shot of Stroh rum, too.

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**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/138 "2003-05-05T21:53:32Z")

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_blush_ Okay, busted.

But I’ve been working steadily on my tolerance level and I think I might be able to drink 4 beers in one single night. My first dopefest was truly a source of motivation for me.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/139 "2003-05-05T21:56:07Z")

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In order to assist you, the public, in organizing your time this weekend around the events you’d most like to see at Chidope, I’ve put together a starter list of the items that are high up on my personal hit parade.

Feats of Gluttony:  
**Demo** attempts **The Mythical Ten** , an endeavour previously attempted by **DynoSaur** , and failed SO MISERABLY that it has henceforth been referred to only in such diminuitive terms such as: **The Rumor-Mongering Five** , or **The Coma-Inducing Pentad**.

I, **Mr. Cynical** shall, if prodded enough, attempt my own Feat Of Gluttony: **The Legendary 30** - _an entire Crave Case from White Castle in an hour._

Feats of Strength:  
**The Ritualistic Tossing Of Mnementh In The Nearest Body Of Water**

Acts of Perversion:  
**Someone’s Boobies Get Shown Or Touched**. This does not count in private. This is a favorite at Dopefests the world over.

Add your own!

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/140 "2003-05-06T00:16:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*  
> I, **Mr. Cynical** shall, if prodded enough, attempt my own Feat Of Gluttony: **The Legendary 30** - an entire Crave Case from White Castle in an hour._\*

Sweet fancy Moses. Combine this with beer and you have the most powerful colon propellant known to man.

I fear you for even considering this.

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