# New and Improved ChiDope Thread! Now with 33% More DETAILS! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635 "2003-04-09T18:59:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/141 "2003-05-06T04:49:29Z")
Ya, remind me not to light a match near you. As for the nearest body of water, that’d be the Chicago River. It’s a hell of a lot cleaner than it used to be, but swimming (whether voluntary or involuntary) ain’t exactly recommended. (FTR, I’m a lifelong Chicagoan, and I’ve never had a slider sober. Think there’s a reaon for that?) ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/142 "2003-05-06T12:50:28Z")
Mmmmmmmm…Sliders. I fear to be Miss Creant after the challenge, though. I assume you’ve made other sleeping arrangements for the evening. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/143 "2003-05-06T16:04:41Z")
I’ve never had a White Castle burger. They are that bad? I’m starting to get excited. 🙂 Y’all know about Manifest Breastiny, right? My goal is to touch boobs from every state of the union. When we meet, please indicate all states your boobs have been in and lift your shirt. This will make getting through the line much faster for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/144 "2003-05-06T16:12:45Z")
**Tibby** , sliders are yummy. I even like 'em when I’m not drunk. I used to be a slider purist - plain ones only - onions and pickles only - but I developed a taste for the cheese sliders. But no ketchup or mustard. That’s just wrong. I don’t like the doubles, as they don’t have the proper ratio of meat, bread, and grease. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/145 "2003-05-06T16:13:37Z")
Does Manifest Breastiny include boobs of the male variety? I’m growing a pretty fair pair here. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/146 "2003-05-06T18:06:08Z")
Although my boobs are not well-traveled (in the U.S., that is), they are rather far-flung (geographically, not anatomically). I can give you Maine and Hawai’i, **Tiburon**. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/147 "2003-05-06T18:28:59Z")
**UB** - Noooooooo, no man boobies. But thank you for the offer! **Judith Prietht** - Thank God - you know how hard it would be to get Maine and Hawaii?? God bless you. **Porcupine** - Maybe I’ll have to try one with my chili crack. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/148 "2003-05-06T18:29:23Z")
Which states are you missing, **Tiburon**? Mrs. ShibbOleth has been to many states (also including Hawaii and Maine), plus quite a few countries. Now it’s up to you whether you can get her to let you touch them. I’ll supply the beer. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/149 "2003-05-06T18:42:30Z")
**ShibbOleth** , Manifest Breastiny is officially starting at ChiDope so anything between Hawaii and Maine, greatly appreciated. I’ll wait to see if it looks like your wife could kick my ass or if I could outrun her before I add her to my list of Manifest Breastiny participants. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/150 "2003-05-06T18:51:53Z")
She’s a wimp. And small. So you’re safe. So states that I know that she’s been in: FL, GA, TN, KY, IN, IL, MI, ME, OR, WA, CA, NY, PA, CO, DC, VA, MD, NC, WV, MA, NV There are probably some more, those are one’s we’ve visited together. Countries: Thailand, Malaysia, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, France, Switzerland, Belgium, Austria, Canada, Italy. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/151 "2003-05-06T18:59:36Z")
**Shibb** , this is really going to help the **ShibbWife** get over her fear of dopers. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/152 "2003-05-06T19:18:13Z")
It’s going to go a long way in one direction or another, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/153 "2003-05-06T19:29:42Z")
I’ll be gentle. I just feel badly for her that she’s going to keep having to go back in line to cover all those states. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/154 "2003-05-06T20:51:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Judith Prietht \* > \*\*Although my boobs are not well-traveled (in the U.S., that is), they are rather far-flung (geographically, not anatomically). I can give you Maine and Hawai’i, **Tiburon**. \*\* Which one’s which? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/155 "2003-05-06T23:16:27Z")
My ride fell through so I can’t make it. Y’all have fun. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/156 "2003-05-07T04:56:19Z")
It looks like I’m arriving at O’Hare on United Airlines #793, Friday at 10:48 AM. If no one greets me there with a big sign that reads “Welcome, Ya Big Dope!”, I guess I’ll start meeting people at the Embassy Suites hotel and wing it from there. Are there any good pizza places in Chicago? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/157 "2003-05-07T10:30:10Z")
Got our tickets last night. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/158 "2003-05-07T12:12:46Z")
I’ve been quietly tippy-toeing around the boards here lately, but I’ll be in attendance this weekend. Can’t wait to see you guys! ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/159 "2003-05-07T12:48:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*It looks like I’m arriving at O’Hare on United Airlines #793, Friday at 10:48 AM. If no one greets me there with a big sign that reads “Welcome, Ya Big Dope!”, I guess I’ll start meeting people at the Embassy Suites hotel and wing it from there. Are there any good pizza places in Chicago? 😃 \*\* While I will probably not be at the airport at 10:48 am, I will be at the bar after about 3:30 - 4:00 pm, so if we want to start with pre-fest drinks there, that’s fine… ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635/160 "2003-05-07T12:57:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\ ***monster** , I will probably be taking the el (blue line) in. \*\* About where will you get on, Kat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-chidope-thread-now-with-33-more-details/167635.md?page=9)