# New and improved registration agreement

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 19, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750 "2002-07-19T02:57:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750/21 "2002-12-08T20:27:36Z")

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UncleBeer: 😉 😃

Jack

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750/22 "2002-12-09T02:12:14Z")

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Don’t laugh. I’ve seen the guy tenderly release two hedgehogs from a leg-hold trap. And I think I even noticed a tear in his steely blue eye.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750/23 "2002-12-09T16:38:36Z")

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> . . . remembering a variety of MPSIMS threads from the last couple of years, I’d have to say that it’s the absolute truth.

No, it’s her that’s being charitable to the wholly undeserving me. She’s great; I’m just some average yutz.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750/24 "2002-12-09T16:39:01Z")

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Oh yeah. And my eyes are brown.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-and-improved-registration-agreement/119750/25 "2002-12-09T17:24:22Z")

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See, if you had said “The tears were from cutting up onions for the hedgehog-roasting pan,” you would have gotten a laugh. A laugh is nothing to be sneezed at.

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