# New Boticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 7, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169 "2012-05-07T14:49:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/182 "2012-05-17T02:21:58Z")

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Spoons: I’m not Bob Barker or Billy Joel ( my favorite game show host and singer, respectively) DQ for the other one

I’m a male, who is no longer “living”.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/183 "2012-05-17T02:29:05Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Spoons: I’m not Bob Barker or Billy Joel ( my favorite game show host and singer, respectively) DQ for the other one

Just my luck, to hit upon your favourites, whom you would know instantly. Still, I did get you on Buford Pusser, the Tennessee sheriff whose life story was featured in the film, _Walking Tall_.

DQ: Are you real?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/184 "2012-05-17T02:31:58Z")

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I’m a fictional character.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/185 "2012-05-17T02:37:18Z")

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IQ1: Did a famous comedian riff you, with the line “Kill mah lan’lord”?  
IQ2: Were you a Regulator, killed in 1881?  
IQ3: Did you work at Pierce & Pierce?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/186 "2012-05-17T02:41:43Z")

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MissTake: 3 DQs!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/187 "2012-05-17T02:47:50Z")

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IQ1: Are you a member of the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos?

IQ2: Are you the fatter of the pair who blows celebrities up “_real_ good”?

IQ3: Did you rule over a place where children are illegal and all the toys are made for you?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/188 "2012-05-17T02:52:14Z")

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Spoons:

1.I’m not Barney Rubble  
2: DQ  
3: Should know, but DQ (will smh when you tell me)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/189 "2012-05-17T02:56:21Z")

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Nice going, **etv78**.

IQs:

Did you, an Englishman, set an important sports milestone?  
Did you forget your first name when you met your future wife?  
Did you sing about geometric shapes in desert material?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/190 "2012-05-17T02:58:05Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Spoons:
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> 1.I’m not Barney Rubble  
> 2: DQ  
> 3: Should know, but DQ (will smh when you tell me)

IQ2 refers to Billy Sol Hurok, co-host of “Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up,” of of the “shows” on SCTV. Hurok was played by John Candy.

IQ3 refers to Barom Bomburst, the ruler of Vulgaria, in the film _Chitty Chitty Bang Bang_. He was played by Gert Frobe.  
DQ: Does your first name start with B?  
DQ: Are you American?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/191 "2012-05-17T02:58:21Z")

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**Elendil** -I’m not Roger Bannister 2 DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/192 "2012-05-17T02:59:26Z")

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**Spoons** -I’m an American whose last name begins with “B”

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/193 "2012-05-17T03:03:17Z")

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> [@MissTake](#):
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> IQ1: Did a famous comedian riff you, with the line “Kill mah lan’lord”?  
> IQ2: Were you a Regulator, killed in 1881?  
> IQ3: Did you work at Pierce & Pierce?

IQ1: Buckwheat, the Our Gang character, spoofed by Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live  
IQ2: Billy the Kid  
IQ3: Patrick Bateman, main charater in _American Psycho_  
DQ1: Are you a fictional movie character?  
DQ2: Are you a character from the last 50 years?

Will reserve remaining DQ

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/194 "2012-05-17T03:10:23Z")

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I’m from the last 50 years. Though I have appeared in movies, it’s not the medium most associated with me.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/195 "2012-05-17T03:20:11Z")

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IQ1: Did you direct the films _Saturday Night Fever_, _Blue Thunder_, and _War Games_?

IQ2: Did you go from being an Old West gunfighter and gambler to a New York City sportswriter?

IQ3: Do you captain the team known as the “Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings”?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/196 "2012-05-17T03:22:28Z")

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**Spoons** -3 DQs! (I hate when I can’t answer stuff)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/197 "2012-05-17T03:50:58Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> **Spoons** -3 DQs! (I hate when I can’t answer stuff)

In IQ1, I was looking for director John Badham.

In IQ2, I was looking for Bat Masterson. He was a gunfighter, and later lawman, in the Old West; and died in New York as a sportswriter for the _New York Morning Telegraph_.

IQ3 refers to Bingo Long, who was played by Billy Dee Williams in the movie, _The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings_, which was about a barnstorming baseball team.

DQ: Are you best known for television work?

I’ll reserve my other two DQs for a while. Can we get a summary of DQ facts so far?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/198 "2012-05-17T04:06:43Z")

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Shoulda got Masterson! Though not best known for TV, I appear on it alot.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/199 "2012-05-17T15:01:17Z")

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IQ1. Do you share an apartment with your roommate and his bath accessory?

IQ2. Are you a military theorist best known for your advocacy of the Indirect Approach?

IQ3. Do you exasperate two letters of the alphabet with your actions?

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/200 "2012-05-17T15:04:35Z")

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DQ Summary

1. Male
2. Fictional
3. American (need clarification - is the character American or is he a non-American published in an American work?)
4. Last name starts with B
5. Appeared in the last 50 years.
6. Has appeared in movies, but not the medium he’s associated with.
7. Appears on TV often, but not best known for TV

Did I miss anything?.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/201 "2012-05-17T17:03:03Z")

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IQ1: Are you hellbent on killing a small yellow boy?  
IQ2: Did you encourage over-privileged East Bay kids to take a holiday in Cambodia?  
IQ3: Are you a cantankerous pitcher who once told his catcher “the only thing you know about pitching is that it’s hard to hit”?

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