# New Boticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 7, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169 "2012-05-07T14:49:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/242 "2012-05-18T15:24:55Z")

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IQ: Were you a lady who sang the blues?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/243 "2012-05-18T15:37:20Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> IQ: Were you a lady who sang the blues?

**YES! I am Billie Holiday**

Good game 🙂

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/244 "2012-05-18T15:51:37Z")

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Woo hoo!

According to **EH’s** tabulations, we haven’t done I (that’s a capital “i”) in a while, so let’s go with that.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/245 "2012-05-18T16:18:12Z")

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If I had an IQ I woulda got it! Good job **Enginerd**!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/246 "2012-05-18T16:48:56Z")

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IQ1: Were you not happy about your duet partner in a song about tonsorial issues?  
IQ2: Were you a school teacher in a 19th c book?  
IQ3: Are you a real person who has received acclaim over fictional accounts?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/247 "2012-05-18T16:56:34Z")

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> [@MissTake](#):
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> IQ1: Were you not happy about your duet partner in a song about tonsorial issues?  
> IQ2: Were you a school teacher in a 19th c book?  
> IQ3: Are you a real person who has received acclaim over fictional accounts?

I’m not Ichabod Crane, but you get DQs for the other two.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/248 "2012-05-18T17:01:20Z")

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IQ1: india.arie was not overly happy to work with Akon on “I Am Not My Hair”  
IQ3: Charles Ingalls, Laura Ingalls Wilder’s father  
DQ1: Are you male?  
DQ2: Are you a real person (versus fictional character)?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/249 "2012-05-18T17:19:51Z")

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The letter is **I** (capital “i”).

1. I am male.
2. I am a fictional character.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/250 "2012-05-18T17:33:11Z")

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Did you work for a man obsessed with the animal who crippled him?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/251 "2012-05-18T17:44:01Z")

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IQ1: Did you betray the Big J?  
IQ2: Are you the head of Durmstrang?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/252 "2012-05-18T18:13:20Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Did you work for a man obsessed with the animal who crippled him?

I’m not Ishmael.

> [@MissTake](#):
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> IQ1: Did you betray the Big J?  
> IQ2: Are you the head of Durmstrang?

I’m not Judas Iscariot, but take another DQ for 2.

With IQs, you can ask about anyone, even if they’re clearly not the target person - no worries about sex until you get into DQ territory.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/253 "2012-05-18T18:16:38Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> With IQs, you can ask about anyone, even if they’re clearly not the target person - no worries about sex until you get into DQ territory.

I know, but it drives me nuts.  
And the IQ was Igor Karkaroff (_Harry Potter_)

DQ: Are you a character in a movie?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/254 "2012-05-18T18:18:37Z")

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The letter is I (capital “i”).

1. I am male.
2. I am a fictional character.
3. I am a character in a movie.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/255 "2012-05-18T19:16:48Z")

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Aw, Billie Holliday. I woulda shoulda got that. Good work, **Enginerd**.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …I’ll rephrase: Did Cate Blanchett, who is older than you, play your nemesis?..

This was the young superspy Hanna from the recent movie of that name.

IQs for I:

Did a doomed young actor play a young version of you?  
Were you a bugeyed comic actress of the Fifties?  
Did a future shipmate share a bed with you?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/256 "2012-05-18T19:31:01Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Aw, Billie Holliday. I woulda shoulda got that. Good work, **Enginerd**.
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> This was the young superspy Hanna from the recent movie of that name.
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> IQs for I:
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> Did a doomed young actor play a young version of you?  
> Were you a bugeyed comic actress of the Fifties?  
> Did a future shipmate share a bed with you?

I don’t know the comic actress or the future shipmate, but that doesn’t matter because I’m **Indiana Jones**! Sorry to throw such an easy one out there, but my internet access will be shaky starting later today and I didn’t want to leave you all hanging.

Good work, **EH** - take us away with a new one!

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/257 "2012-05-18T19:39:55Z")

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Damn, spend three hours working instead of goofing off on the internetz like I should, and I miss TWO correct answers!

Good Job both youse guys!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/258 "2012-05-18T20:24:39Z")

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Woohoo - thanks, **Enginerd**!

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …IQs for I:
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> Did a doomed young actor play a young version of you?  
> Were you a bugeyed comic actress of the Fifties?  
> Did a future shipmate share a bed with you?

Yes, River Phoenix played a young Indy.  
Imogene Coca.  
Queequeg snuggled up to Ishmael in the beginning of _Moby-Dick_.

Next letter:

H

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/259 "2012-05-18T20:33:44Z")

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Has the “I” been solved? 😕

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/260 "2012-05-18T20:36:21Z")

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IQ1: Did your partner often get you into fine messes?  
IQ2: Do you have a lot of bunnies?  
IQ3: Did you name what has been considered a lemon after your son?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/261 "2012-05-18T20:38:41Z")

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IQ1: Did you hate it when the family came late for dinner?  
IQ2: Are you Elwood Dowd’s best friend?  
IQ3: Are you a longtime collaborator of Jerry Garcia?

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