# New Boticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 7, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169 "2012-05-07T14:49:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/162 "2012-05-15T18:21:11Z")

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> [@Wargamer](#):
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> Umm, looking at the list of answered DQs, I think number 8 was meant to be an Indirect Question.

It was noted as a DQ by the original poster, **etv78**. I was lazy in my lack of rewording it to “fit” in the list.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/163 "2012-05-15T19:14:44Z")

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=Sigh= The distinction between indirect and direct questions still seems to elude **etv78**.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Capt. Kathryn Janeway of _Star Trek: Voyager_.  
> Jill Goodacre of Victoria’s Secret fame, married to Harry Connick Jr.  
> J.S. Bach divided his papers among two of his sons. We now have only about half as his music as we might otherwise.
> 
> Would you update the answered DQ list, please?

Thanks.

DQs:

Did your sport involve a ball?  
In politics/public service now?  
Is your first name “John”?

IQs:

Did you disappoint many of your early supporters by later working for a particular guy?  
Did you have your choice as to which accent you would use for your best-known character?  
Did your long-serving secretary die in a traffic accident?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/164 "2012-05-15T19:29:03Z")

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Elendil-That is the 1st time I made that mistake in the two games I’ve played in the last week! LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!!!

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/165 "2012-05-15T20:41:09Z")

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IQ1: Did you do stand-up comedy before getting your own Daily Show?

IQ2: Did your heavily criticized book about steroids turn out to be right?

IQ3: Did you credit ‘The Kids In the Hall’ for many of your best jokes?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/166 "2012-05-15T21:04:16Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:  
> Did your sport involve a ball?  
> In politics/public service now?  
> Is your first name “John”?

DQ1: No, it did not involve a ball  
DQ2: Now? I would say somewhat.  
DQ3: No, my first name is not John

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> IQs:  
> Did you disappoint many of your early supporters by later working for a particular guy?  
> Did you have your choice as to which accent you would use for your best-known character?  
> Did your long-serving secretary die in a traffic accident?

IQ:1 No clue  
IQ2: No clue  
IQ3: No clue

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/167 "2012-05-15T21:06:14Z")

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> [@Wargamer](#):
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> IQ1: Did you do stand-up comedy before getting your own Daily Show?  
> IQ2: Did your heavily criticized book about steroids turn out to be right?  
> IQ3: Did you credit ‘The Kids In the Hall’ for many of your best jokes?

IQ1: I am not Jon Stewart  
IQ2: I am not Jose Canseco  
IQ3: No clue

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/168 "2012-05-15T21:08:56Z")

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The letter is J:  
1: I am male  
2: I am real  
3: My first name starts with J  
4: I am alive  
5: I was an athlete at one time  
6: I am American  
7: I was born after 1950  
8: I did not hit a HR after Tommy Lasorda walked the guy in front of you, despite the fact you were killing the Dodgers  
9: While I was an athlete, I am known for accomplishments in other fields  
10: I have been in sports broadcasting  
11: I am not especially known for being from east of the Mississippi  
12: My wife is not known in her own right  
13: The sport I was in is not considered a team sport  
14: I do not currently broadcast for the sport I was involved in  
15: I have not competed in any Olympic Games  
16: Whether I am known for my contribution to the Arts is debatable. I will say no.  
17: The sport I was involved in did not have a ball  
18: I am currently somewhat involved in politics / public service  
19: My first name is not John

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/169 "2012-05-16T02:11:31Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …IQs:
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> Did you disappoint many of your early supporters by later working for a particular guy?  
> Did you have your choice as to which accent you would use for your best-known character?  
> Did your long-serving secretary die in a traffic accident?

James Meredith, who desegregated Ole Miss, later worked for Sen. Jesse Helms.  
James Doohan didn’t necessarily have to play a Scotsman in _Star Trek_.  
Josiah Bartlet’s beloved secretary, Mrs. Landingham, died in a traffic accident at Logan Circle in Washington in _The West Wing_.

Just one DQ left anyway. Anyone can ask it if they wish.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/170 "2012-05-16T02:25:45Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Elendil-That is the 1st time I made that mistake in the two games I’ve played in the last week! LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!!!

Everyone makes mistakes, but just dial back the outrage a little.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/171 "2012-05-16T02:47:44Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> Everyone makes mistakes, but just dial back the outrage a little.

Sorry **Idle** :o I’m sensitive to game related criticism of that nature.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/172 "2012-05-16T11:38:59Z")

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Going to throw a few hints out here:  
I am from Minnesota  
I am most known by my “stage” name, wherein only my first name starts with J; however, my real last name also starts with J  
I made real changes in a suburb of Minneapolis, then moved into a bigger office

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/173 "2012-05-16T23:58:19Z")

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Are you: Jessie “the Body” Ventura

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/174 "2012-05-17T00:35:19Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> mistake

Were you elected governor of Minnesota as a 3rd party candidate?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/175 "2012-05-17T00:44:49Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Are you: Jessie “the Body” Ventura

**DING! DING! DING!**  
We have a winnah!

Born James Janos, Jesse Ventura was the Mayor of Brooklyn Park and subsequent Governator of Minnesota. As Mayor, he did a great job cleaning up our city. While he is kind of a wingnut now, I knew him back in the mid/late 80’s and he was a very kind man.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/176 "2012-05-17T00:50:57Z")

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Good work, **etv78**! Looking forward to the next round!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/177 "2012-05-17T00:58:55Z")

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Your letter is: B

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/178 "2012-05-17T01:53:50Z")

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IQ1: Is it your perogative?  
IQ2: Do you have a Funny Face?  
IQ3: Did you have a hit with a song about a night of the week here in the US?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/179 "2012-05-17T02:07:35Z")

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1: I’m not Bobby Brown (aside-HATE that song)  
2: DQ  
3: I’m not the Bee Gees (DQ if I’m wrong)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/180 "2012-05-17T02:10:23Z")

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IQ1: At the end of every show, did you tell people to spay and neuter their pets?

IQ2: Did you walk tall?

IQ3: A bottle of red, a bottle of white, does it all depend upon your appetite?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-boticelli/621169/181 "2012-05-17T02:17:37Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> 1: I’m not Bobby Brown (aside-HATE that song)  
> 2: DQ  
> 3: I’m not the Bee Gees (DQ if I’m wrong)

2: Barbra Streisand  
3: Brad Pailsey had a hit with “American Saturday Night”

DQ1: Are you male?  
DQ2: Are you alive?

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