# New breed of psychotic lab mice based on dysfunctional Canadians **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497 "2004-09-01T00:44:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/1 "2004-09-01T00:44:25Z")
[I swear, this is literally true.](http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=scienceNews&storyID=6106430§ion=news) So their drugs aren’t good enough to import, but we’ll allow in their mentally unbalanced rodents? ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/2 "2004-09-01T01:13:35Z")
Are you pondering what i’m pondering? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/3 "2004-09-01T01:26:04Z")
I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we’ll never have any puppies. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/4 "2004-09-01T02:30:12Z")
I think so, Brain, but me and Pipply Longstocking? What would the children look like? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/5 "2004-09-01T02:57:34Z")
I think so brain, but _why_ did Jimmy crack corn? I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/6 "2004-09-01T03:57:14Z")
I think so Brain, but if Christina Agulera and Brittany Spears switched bodies, how would we know? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/7 "2004-09-01T13:49:11Z")
I think so, Brain, but this time, _I’d_ like to wear the rubber boots. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/8 "2004-09-01T14:09:24Z")
I think so, Brain, but obviously _one_ Celine Dion wasn’t enough. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/9 "2004-09-01T14:11:07Z")
I think so, Brain, but won’t High Voltage _melt_ the lollypops? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/10 "2004-09-01T14:36:32Z")
I think so Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married? ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/11 "2004-09-01T15:20:43Z")
I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons? ---
**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/12 "2004-09-01T15:37:04Z")
I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so… ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/13 "2004-09-01T16:50:32Z")
I think so, Brain, but those stickers with Calvin peeing are just _so_ tacky. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-breed-of-psychotic-lab-mice-based-on-dysfunctional-canadians/262497/14 "2004-09-01T17:44:36Z")
_P: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a white polyester leisure suit in Regis Philbin’s size?_ **B: Foolish Pinky! Regis Philbin already owns a white polyester leisure suit. He owns hundreds of white polyester leisure suits!** _P: OOOOH! How horrid!_ **B: YES! But we’ll soon put a stop to all that, once we Rule The World!** And I, for one, welcome our new mousey overlords.