# New Britney Spears Video: Holy Flurking Schmit **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911 "2001-09-26T14:11:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/1 "2001-09-26T14:11:21Z")
So I’m at home last night, watching the Cubs get pounded, and not in a fun way…and decided to tune in to “Making The Video” for Britney Spears’ new single “I’m a Slave 4 U” I’m not going to like to you. This song and video shook my firm heterosexuality right to the core. Britney! Holy holy holy, lord god almighty! She was just about naked, belly dancing, shaking her little mousketeer ass, sweating, doing faux orgasm actions, grabbing her own boobs…it was crazy! And while I’ve never had anything against her or pop music before, I’m pleased to see that this song is a slight departure from her other ‘peppy’ music, and the title, well…of course I love it. It’s still pop of course, but her thinly veiled lyrics of “I just want to dance with you tonight” and “don’t you want to dance with me, around me” are clearly…not about dancing. Nor is this video. At all, about dancing. yow. watch for it. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/2 "2001-09-26T14:28:15Z")
Dammit- I knew I should have stayed on MTV. I, too, was sick of the cubs game by 13-1, and flipping through my “favorites”, and then I landed on Britney, watched for a few seconds. Then I heard my roommate coming back from walking the dog, and I got guilty/nervous, and hustled on over to fox news. What a lamo I am. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/3 "2001-09-26T14:58:13Z")
Okay, so was this on cable? I don’t have cable. Who’s going to tape this video and send it to me? **jarbabyj** : > [@](#): > > Holy Flurking Schmit Could you watch your language, please? ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/4 "2001-09-26T18:02:03Z")
I don’t know which is more exciting to think about, getting turned on bythe Britney Spears video or getting turned on by **jarbabyj** getting turned on by the Britney Spears video. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/5 "2001-09-26T18:14:47Z")
Whatever, Abe, it’s all going to factor into my creation of bottled, liquid fuck. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/6 "2001-09-26T18:18:44Z")
**jarbabyj** : > [@](#): > > Whatever, Abe, it’s all going to factor into my creation of bottled, liquid fuck. Is that a topical solution or does one take it orally? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/7 "2001-09-26T18:26:59Z")
you’ll take it however I tell you to take it, and like it. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/8 "2001-09-26T18:35:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*you’ll take it however I tell you to take it, and like it. \*\* Aye, aye, cap’n! I’ll definitely be looking out for that video. I’m a big fan of Britney’s videos. 🙂 [sub]Where’s the horny smiley when you need it?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/9 "2001-09-26T19:04:02Z")
**jarbabyj** : > [@](#): > > you’ll take it however I tell you to take it, and like it. [sub]Yes ma’am.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/10 "2001-09-26T22:15:21Z")
It was one of those moments were I was laughing, but I was feeling nauseous all the same. Like when David whipped around and mule-kicked Matt in the nuts, and all we could do was laugh while suspecting how bad the pain would be. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/11 "2001-09-27T00:54:13Z")
yes! liquid fuck! count me in! sign me up! i caint hardly wait. jarbabyj, you make me kinda hot with all yer sexy talk, over there. did i ever tell you i am german? rrreeeaaaoowww! ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/12 "2001-09-27T00:59:34Z")
Britney dances around in next to nothing showing just about everything God and a good plastic surgeon gave her? This is news? This just in: Fire is hot, and water is wet. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/13 "2001-09-27T01:19:31Z")
It may not be news, Jodi, but I, for one, would still like to see that video. ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/14 "2001-09-27T02:14:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Peyote Coyote \* > \*\*It may not be news, Jodi, but I, for one, would still like to see that video. \*\* Just remember to turn the volume down. (Though I have to admit she braves new ground in pop annoyance that hasn’t been broken since the eighties.) ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/15 "2001-09-27T02:16:17Z")
My sources say the video will make its Web debut at [http://www.britney.com](http://www.britney.com) on Monday. I’ve got DSL now, and I downloaded RealPlayer just for the occasion. I’ll be waiting. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/16 "2001-09-27T02:57:33Z")
Anal Scurvy: I agree that Ms. Spears couldn’t carry a tune in a wheelbarrow, but I don’t watch her videos for the music. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/17 "2001-09-27T03:06:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*you’ll take it however I tell you to take it, and like it. \*\* God, I like it when you say that… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/18 "2001-09-27T03:14:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jodi \* > \*\*Britney dances around in next to nothing showing just about everything God and a good plastic surgeon gave her? This is news? This just in: Fire is hot, and water is wet. \*\* There are STILL people thinking she got implants? There were some good pictures [here](http://www.worldofbritney.com/breastrumour1.html) that pretty conclusively proved that she didn’t get implants, but the pics are gone now - anyway, they showed pictures from before her knee surgery where her breasts appeared exactly the same size as after it, and a picture of her laying on her back taken after she allegedly had the implants that showed her breasts flattened by gravity in a way that can’t be imitated by implants. She may not have any talent, but people who try to say she got implant surgery are deluded and don’t know much about tits. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/19 "2001-09-27T03:34:44Z")
I’m actually disappointed her career is going so well. According to that no-doubt-phony career leaked last year she was scheduled to show up in next month’s Playboy in a sorry effort to boost her sagging career. ---
**Author:** ![Obvious\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Obvious\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obvious_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911/20 "2001-09-27T04:50:38Z")
I heard something on the news about video tapes of her and Justin being stolen? Anyone else heard this? It will be interesting to see whats on them, Im sure they’ll surface on the internet eventually. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-britney-spears-video-holy-flurking-schmit/83911.md?page=2)