# New bubble wrap

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 2, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037 "2015-07-02T12:47:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/1 "2015-07-02T12:47:12Z")

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According to [this story](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/02/new-bubble-wrap_n_7711274.html?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada) ‘improvements’ will see that the new bubble wrap will not pop.  
I feel that this may be some sort of conspiracy.

Opal must be spinning in her grave.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/2 "2015-07-02T13:05:42Z")

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Stuff has been around for a few years…I think we’ve even had threads about it. It is depressing and evil, and ultimately, in my opinion, more wasteful. At my store, any bubble wrap we receive in shipments is saved to be reused when we ship out orders…which are generally smaller boxes. We rarely recycle the non-poppable stuff because it can’t be trimmed down to fit and it really isn’t very flexible. It can’t be wrapped around delicate items or stuffed into smaller spaces. I watched the machine filling the wrap at our warehouse…I understand the need for it, to save space, but I really hate it.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/3 "2015-07-02T22:41:42Z")

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ISIS must be behind this. I propse we mail the company glitter.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/4 "2015-07-02T23:06:37Z")

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The problem I see with this is that one single little puncture and the whole thing becomes mostly useless for protection.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/5 "2015-07-03T02:55:08Z")

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I just hope Monk does not find out about this. ☹

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/6 "2015-07-03T13:33:12Z")

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Bubble wrap that doesn’t pop has to be a violation of one of the articles of human rights.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/7 "2015-07-03T15:41:42Z")

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This is UNAMERICAN!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/8 "2015-07-03T19:32:26Z")

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Just one more example in a long littany, where the old advice must be heard and followed:

_When you find a product you like, buy a lifetime supply because they will stop making it._

Same as with incandescent light bulbs.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/9 "2015-07-11T17:52:01Z")

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Pat Robertson warned us we would be punished if we allow the gays to get married.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/10 "2015-07-11T18:14:29Z")

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There’s always [this](http://www.puffgames.com/bubblewrap/), if withdrawal becomes too much of a problem.

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/11 "2015-07-11T18:32:12Z")

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Is this the result of a dog conspiracy? Well, let’s just say you should enjoy home mail delivery and vacuumed carpets while you can.

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**Author:** ![Curid1992](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Curid1992](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curid1992)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/12 "2015-07-11T19:40:32Z")

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How crazy! There’s nothing wrong with the current bubble wrap. :mad: :eek: :smack:

And what’s to say this new bubble wrap will be as cheap, or as protective, as the old stuff?

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/13 "2015-07-11T20:22:22Z")

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> [@Curid1992](#):
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> How crazy! There’s nothing wrong with the current bubble wrap. :mad: :eek: :smack:

Sure there is. Between the arguing over whose turn it is to pop it and the time no one can concentrate on his work because of the god-awful POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! there’s at least two man-hours of productivity lost for every package that contains it.

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**Author:** ![Curid1992](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Curid1992](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curid1992)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/14 "2015-07-11T21:21:36Z")

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> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> Sure there is. Between the arguing over whose turn it is to pop it and the time no one can concentrate on his work because of the god-awful POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! there’s at least two man-hours of productivity lost for every package that contains it.

But it can be quite fun and amusing to pop the bubble wrap when you don’t need it anymore? 😃

You are right though, I wouldnt be able to concentrate if someone started popping bubble wrap near me.

However, will this new bubble wrap be more expensive to buy?

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/15 "2015-07-11T21:42:56Z")

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> [@Curid1992](#):
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> But it can be quite fun and amusing to pop the bubble wrap when you don’t need it anymore? 😃
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> You are right though, I wouldnt be able to concentrate if someone started popping bubble wrap near me.
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> However, will this new bubble wrap be more expensive to buy?

You can’t buy it unless you are a shipper. Each piece is inflated to order, and the inflation-machine is expensive. The point is to avoid shipping giant truckloads of new bubble wrap around the country.

I understand they will still make traditional bubble wrap for consumers, but maybe I’m wrong.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/16 "2015-07-13T13:22:59Z")

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> [@CheshireKat](#):
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> There’s always [this](http://www.puffgames.com/bubblewrap/), if withdrawal becomes too much of a problem.

I do believe that is Opal’s app for Virtual Bubble Wrap. If its not, it is very similar.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/17 "2015-07-13T21:03:25Z")

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Oh, it’ll pop alright. If I have to take it to the firing range, or wrap it around explosives (hmm, bubblewrap vs. fireworks…) it WILL pop. Satisfaction must not be denied.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-bubble-wrap/724037/18 "2015-07-15T04:07:17Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> I understand they will still make traditional bubble wrap for consumers, but maybe I’m wrong.

They sure as hell better. Otherwise, I may just have to stock up on it. 😉
