# New Cat

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244 "2015-11-11T01:34:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/21 "2015-11-13T02:50:02Z")

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He is a total lovesuck. And he is sucking up all the love in the room right now.

He’s lovely guestchaz.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/22 "2015-11-13T03:12:19Z")

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Thanks, and lovesuck is ummmm, the more polite version of our nickname for him, nuzzleslut (but never to his face)

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/23 "2015-11-13T06:02:11Z")

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Oh, man. What a little sweetie. Cute name, too. 🙂 Harley got to keep his name because he was three years old when we got him from the shelter and it had been his name his whole life. His little face looked so happy at hearing something familiar in all the scary stuff.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/24 "2015-11-13T06:43:24Z")

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My current cat kept her original name when we adopted her, since she was used to it and we figured she’d had enough upheaval in her life. We just changed the spelling from Alley to Allie, since I found the original a bit too bad-jokey.

Her predecessor came to us with the shelter name Soldier. He quickly made it clear that that was NOT _his_ name. After a few days of getting acquainted, I started trying out names and got a strong response to Felix, so Felix he became for the next 16 years. (He was a brown tabby, named for the Odd Couple character. I’d never heard of the cartoon before that.)

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/25 "2015-11-13T16:01:36Z")

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Awesome!

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/26 "2015-11-13T20:16:44Z")

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I have only had one shelter adoptee who kept his shelter name, but only because they told me it was NOT a shelter name, it was the name he’d always gone by with his previous owner. So Rocky stayed Rocky.

Love your newbie. He is quite the handsome young gentlecat.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/27 "2015-11-13T21:31:50Z")

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> [@guestchaz](#):
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> Ladies and Gentlemen of The SDMB, It is with Great Honor that I Present to you The Newest Ruler of The Guesthouse;  
> Emperor of The Lands Behind Appliances  
> Duke of Behind The Toilet  
> Prince of The Living Room and Regent of Under Living Room Furniture  
> The King Under The Bed  
> Defender of The Realms Behind The Desk and Guardian of Behind The TV  
> Destroyer of Flies
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> [CUE Royal March]  
> \*\*THE HIGH KING
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> [LORD NUZZLES](http://imgur.com/6w2DEYH)\*\*  
> [/CUE Royal March]
> 
> being attended to by His Lady-In-Waiting, Her Ladyship Mrs. Guest
> 
> line forms to the left, do not approach Lord Nuzzles, He will approach you
> 
> That is all

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! Excellent post! By far my favorite cat introduction! (Remarkably accurate, too!)

Congratulations, Lord Nuzzles, on your acquisition of fine new servants!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/28 "2015-11-14T06:49:52Z")

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> [@guestchaz](#):
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> line forms to the left, do not approach Lord Nuzzles, He will approach you
> 
> That is all

Hee. Squee. In that pose he reminds me of the famous kitty who liked being tickled.

> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> Where’s Chairman Meow?

In the corner with Kitty Amin.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-cat/737244/29 "2015-11-14T10:43:34Z")

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He. Is. Adorable!!!

This is why I always somehow have a plurality of cats. They come in an amazing, destroyer “cute blitz” edition. 😃

Well done. Enjoy his majesty.

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