# New Chick tract... get it while its steamin' **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184 "2003-09-02T18:28:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/21 "2003-09-03T18:45:10Z")
See how the angels opened up their jugs and poured out **wrath**? Good ol’ literal interpretation, just like King James wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Ptahlis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a8b319/32.png) [@Ptahlis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ptahlis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/22 "2003-09-04T02:37:22Z")
Jack Chick is the penultimate example of unwitting self-parody. Is it wrong to laugh at something so pathetic? ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/23 "2003-09-04T03:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ptahlis \* > \*\*Jack Chick is the penultimate example of unwitting self-parody. Is it wrong to laugh at something so pathetic? \*\* Well, it is definitely wrong to laugh at something that is not funny. That shit is boring, of course, I’m from the South and we don’t have to got on the net for that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/24 "2003-09-04T03:25:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \* > \*\*Want to join my Mad Max-style band? \*\* Where do I sign up? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/25 "2003-09-04T03:51:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bugnorton \* > \*\*And anybody notice how, well Hitleresque our good friend Bob looks? \*\* No, you are definitely NOT the only one. I wonder why Jack has been emphasizing Catholicism so much lately. You’d think he’d go after Islam and gay marriages or something like that. Strange. Amusing, but strange. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/26 "2003-09-04T04:21:32Z")
> [@](#): > > **THIS IS NO JOKE! This may be your last chance!** The all caps and bolding at the end make me think that this Jack Chick guy really knows what he’s talking about. I had no idea that I could buy so many of these handy little pamphlets for so little money. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/27 "2003-09-04T04:40:19Z")
In a related thread [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=208981) we are doing a thing with Chick and gays! ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/28 "2003-09-04T14:38:01Z")
I think [this](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1014/1014_01.asp) may be the latest Chick tract. No Bob, no HAW!HAW!HAW! Kinda dull this one. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/29 "2003-09-04T15:49:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeadlyAccurate \* > \*\*I think [this](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1014/1014_01.asp) may be the latest Chick tract. No Bob, no HAW!HAW!HAW! Kinda dull this one. \*\* What’s Wilford Brimley doing in there? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/30 "2003-09-04T22:28:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeadlyAccurate \* > \*\*I think [this](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1014/1014_01.asp) may be the latest Chick tract. No Bob, no HAW!HAW!HAW! Kinda dull this one. \*\* You’re right, that is a new one. Wow, that’ll show those heathens trying to remove Judge Moore’s statue! Take that!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/31 "2003-09-05T03:08:06Z")
I love the sensitivity Ol Wilfred brings. “Oh yeah he’s burning as we speak… flesh peeling off eyeballs boiling… the stench of charred flesh and the agony! Oh Girlie let me tell you about the agony!” Mmmm I bet it feels good for that type of Christian to say I told him so… the pious fat heads. But at least he saved her and got brownie points with the great faceless one. Nothing like a little fear to make you feel the love of God. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/32 "2003-09-05T03:27:46Z")
I like the pentacle on the arm of the nazi-style cop, and the giant priest holding up the horns, I bet he’s at Ozzfest. BTW, if the rapture means that we’ll be rid of Jack Chick (same initials as…HEY!) then by all means, bring it on, I think the world could use more vultures. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/33 "2003-09-05T14:15:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > \*\*I love the sensitivity Ol Wilfred brings. > “Oh yeah he’s burning as we speak… flesh peeling off eyeballs boiling… the stench of charred flesh and the agony! Oh Girlie let me tell you about the agony!” > > Mmmm I bet it feels good for that type of Christian to say I told him so… the pious fat heads. > > But at least he saved her and got brownie points with the great faceless one. Nothing like a little fear to make you feel the love of God. \*\* An employee in our company died over Labor Day weekend, and the HR people brought a grief councellor on-site for anyone who needed it. Obviously the best way to deal with people’s grief is to tell them the dead person is now going through eternal anguish. Boy, did they go about it the wrong way. I’m sure Jack Chick would say it was because we have a heathen in charge of our company (I think I heard that our CEO is Jewish). Jack Chick tract characters: Woman talking with Bob about dying husband: At least his pain and suffering is almost over. Bob: You wish! His pain has only begun. He’ll be suffering far worse than he is now and for eternity. Because he didn’t become a self-righteous prick like me and forget about human empathy, he’ll know the eternal torment of Hell and damnation. As it says in Deuteronomy, he will be bound to a rock and have his liver eaten by a giant vulture. Day in and day out. Woman: Um, Bob, that was Prometheus from Greek mythology. Bob: Blasphemer! All things come from God. There’s no hope for you either! Let me quote John 3:16 so you may see the light. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184/34 "2003-09-05T14:53:59Z")
Wooowooo! Bob has been left behind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-get-it-while-its-steamin/199184.md?page=1)