# New Chick Tract: "Gladys"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-gladys/130740>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 3, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-gladys/130740 "2002-10-03T21:55:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-gladys/130740/101 "2002-10-07T02:51:15Z")

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Heh, I always thought he looked like John Waters.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-gladys/130740/102 "2002-10-07T03:03:13Z")

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You’re not the only one.

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-gladys/130740/103 "2002-10-07T04:17:03Z")

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\*\*DocCathode wrote:

Asgard is a bit of a commute, even for good mead. If you know where I could find good mead in Pennsylvania, however, I would be very greatful.\*\*

I know the back way in, but ole One Eye tends to stare at me a bit when I do it, so I don’t get away with it that often. When he catches me, I have to clean up the battle field BEFORE I get into the Hall the next time.

I have no connections in the Key Stone State, but I can send you reciepes for making it yourself.

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**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-gladys/130740/104 "2002-10-07T07:13:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*re: Chick and Scientology: Chick only seems to knock real religions and people who aren’t deserving of hellfire.  
> Scientology (if I may) is a crock and he isn’t interested in that.  
> OR…they have “handled” him…:eek: \*\*

At first I was thinking, “why not have Chick go after the $cientologists, those guys are the actual real-world example of all the nasty things he accuses Catholics, Jews and JW’s of being…a nasty, malign cult.” Of course, Chick would probably butcher the attempt. Still, he couldn’t make cientology seem any more looney than it really is, Baal-worship is nothing compared to the real origins and mythology of the Co. Of course, I’d say there’s already the highly effective Xenu pamplet to hand out in combatting the clamheads, so it’s not really necessary for Jack to dip his toe into that conflict. Link here: [http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/](http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/)

Anyways, I can see a Chick version of OT III:

_Xenu_: But I was a good galactic overlord! I had an overpopulation problem on all my 76 planets, and I managed to solve that problem with DC-9 planes, volcanoes, atomic bombs and movie theatres. It was all very space opera. Surely this is enough to let me be at-cause over MEST?  
_Loyal Officers_: You never knew the tech! Depart from Teegeeack thou wretched thetan-killer into the fires of your electrified mountain prison!

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