# New Chick Tract- "Guilty?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539 "2007-07-04T23:34:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539/41 "2007-07-07T11:58:32Z")

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[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]  
What the hell am I doing in a Chick tract?  
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You’re a sleeping guard?

Interesting…

I always try to let sleeping guards lie.

😃

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539/42 "2007-07-08T04:48:52Z")

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My Legos innocence has now officially been [lost.](http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/garden_of_eden/gn02_07b.html)

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539/43 "2007-07-08T04:56:19Z")

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and [this.](http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/cain_and_abel/gn04_01a.html)

Apparently Eve likes to take it from behind… which makes sense, there were no missionaries yet.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539/44 "2007-07-08T11:13:56Z")

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This is going to come as a tremendous shock to **Eve** , you know. 😉

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-guilty/410539/45 "2007-07-09T15:02:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]  
It’s like saying “I rescued you from the clutches of Satan and I also waxed your car.”  
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Actually, He sends the Apostle, Simon the Zealot to do that. Hence the term…

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