# New Chick Tract- Uninvited **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794 "2011-01-07T21:32:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/81 "2011-01-11T04:31:05Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Did that make sense in your head, before you typed it? My big thing is that an eternal Hell is not in the Bible. An eternal Heaven is. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/82 "2011-01-11T06:27:18Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > JC supposedly showed up about 2000 years ago. If he created Satan, then who was it in the Garden with Eve, long before then? > > C’mon, Jack - it’s failure to check your sources and facts that detract from the wonderful message you send forth. Get on the ball. Dude, we’re talking about the son of the guy who created himself retroactively out of nothingness. Who also is the guy, somehow. It’s a whole thing, don’t ask. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/83 "2011-01-11T06:37:20Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I had that same judgemental bitch and experience when my parents sent me to that “bad acne” camp one summer… > > I am just glad Vinyl Turnip’s brother’s acting career has finally taken off. I just hope he doesnt get type cast. Wtf is a “bad acne” camp??? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/84 "2011-01-11T21:44:39Z")
Clara is pretty butch if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/85 "2011-01-12T20:42:16Z")
Oh thank god. I was really worried that Chick was starting to lose it. Nope, this time we get men who you can tell are gay because they’re covered in KS lesions being lectured by a sanctimonious bitch who was fortunately forgiven by Jesus for her gang-rape. Hallelujah! ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/86 "2011-01-12T22:46:47Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Oh thank god. I was really worried that Chick was starting to lose it. Nope, this time we get men who you can tell are gay because they’re covered in KS lesions being lectured by a sanctimonious bitch who was fortunately forgiven by Jesus for her gang-rape. Hallelujah! You should write the summaries for Chick comics, you definitely got a knack for it. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/87 "2011-01-13T17:21:05Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > wow! I did not realize that every single gay man became gay because they were molested as children. Learn something new every day. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Maybe it’s like werewolves - you have to get bitten and survive. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794/88 "2011-01-13T19:13:24Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > hybrid-turnato! Goes right along with the whole “unnatural acts turn you into an unnatural creature” theme, don’tcha know. If that tomato flower had just prayed for forgiveness when the honeybee brought that nasty turnip pollen, its offspring would have been SAVED!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-chick-tract-uninvited/566794.md?page=4)