# New co-moderator in Great Debates!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [February 6, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427 "2000-02-06T21:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/21 "2000-02-07T01:46:00Z")
Congratulations, Gaudere! Does this mean you’re a divinity now, like David? 😉 Shayna - I don’t know firsthand of Gaudere’s powers. However, I’ve had certain experiences that I personally interpret as online communication with a person calling herself Gaudere. I could be imagining the whole thing, of course, but these communications seem to have a life of their own. Also, many other believers have testified that they, too, have had online discussions with this Gaudere entity. 🙂 Moreover, there are those who claim to have seen her in the flesh. What’s more, they have testified that she swilled Guinness in their presence, demonstrating that she wasn’t an apparition. [http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif) ---
**Author:** ![meara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@meara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meara)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/22 "2000-02-07T01:58:00Z")
Personally, I am what you might call a “blood believer” in Gaudere. Ever since childhood, I’ve somehow just _known_ that she exists. I did peek at her profile out of curiosity, but even if I had never seen a single one of her posts, I would have faith. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/23 "2000-02-07T02:16:00Z")
Oh, lord. When I showed up around here last July, all the mods seemed to be distant, cloud-wreathed figures with terrifying powers, granite profiles, and mighty flaming swords. Now Gaudere and manhattan, two folks I’ve actually MET, are moderators… Which means that my next Fiendish Criminal Plan will be to construct a paradoxical thread so cunningly Questionable and so marvelously Debatable that the two of them will be forever hurling it back and forth into each other’s Forum! [note to the curious: Gaudere is ever so much cuter than manhattan, but manhattan could probably drink Gaudere under the table.] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/24 "2000-02-07T02:22:00Z")
Ah, dear friends, a _TESTIMONY!_ Brother Ike has met Gaudere, has seen her with his own eyes! Of course, how do we know _he_ exists??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/25 "2000-02-07T02:50:00Z")
Y’know, is it really RIGHT to designate somebody as a board Goddess when they are atheist? 😉 We’re gonna have to come up with an alternative title! Congrats, Gaudere – hope you’ve got an extra-large size bottle of Tums in stock. -Melin * * * Siamese attack puppet – California Still neglecting and overprotecting my children ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/26 "2000-02-07T02:59:00Z")
Congrats, Gaudere! I do most of my posting in MPSIMS, but I read GD quite a bit. You are _impressive,_ and very worthy of the position of Board…no, not Goddess. Board Empress? Tzarina? Iron-Fisted Ruler? Anyway, best of luck to you! * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/27 "2000-02-07T03:14:00Z")
Way to go, Gaudere! Now that you and Manny are moderating, I am hoping that you and he can throw your now considerably clout around and get Satan to co-moderate the Pit, which is entirely too appropriate, eh? I’ll send you a dollar… 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/28 "2000-02-07T04:41:00Z")
Congrats, Gaudere! 🙂 Now does this mean that both you and Andros get “Moderator” under your names, or does only the Gaudere part of your personality get to moderate? 🙂 ::I’m kidding, I’m kidding - don’t mind me, I’m headed back to MPSIMS where I belong:: * * * Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00) _Senior S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique_ **=^…^=** ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/29 "2000-02-07T04:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Can Gaudere part the seas, set a bush on fire without it being consumed by the flames, inscribe her laws into stone tablets from the top of a mount? I _could_ choose to do so, but I do not, becuase I wish my followers to come to me through faith, not be forced to believe. I’m afraid that this means that those who have actually met me in person, like Ike and UncleBeer and Chris, are now darned to heck because they believe in me through objective evidence and not faith. Oh well. Them’s the breaks. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/30 "2000-02-07T04:59:00Z")
Firefly, meara, Ike - I say **BUNK** to you and your unproveable theories and claims. Many have claimed to see plastic statues cry real tears, too. Are we to believe they really saw such a thing happen, or was it just a figment of their overactive imaginations? Besides, real Godesses don’t imbibe. At least not _those_ kinds of spirits! 😉 * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/31 "2000-02-07T05:07:00Z")
I do _so_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/32 "2000-02-07T05:10:00Z")
**Wait!** Do I hear a voice? Is that the voice of _THE_ Gaurdere being channelled to me through my fellow Dopers? If this is so, I might just be well on my way to becoming a _Believer_! ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/33 "2000-02-07T05:12:00Z")
Sorry, Shayna, it’s just your subconscious. Ignore the man (or woman) behind the curtain. I’m just a figment of your imagination. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/34 "2000-02-07T05:14:00Z")
Congrats! I think that you and Brother D will work great together. Does this mean we have to call you “Godere” now? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/35 "2000-02-07T05:16:00Z")
Y’all can just call me “Gaud”. Pronunciation is up to you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/36 "2000-02-07T05:28:00Z")
Congrats, Gaudere! You put the moderate back into moderator… * * * Sue from El Paso Siamese Attack Puppet - Texas Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/37 "2000-02-07T06:25:00Z")
And, of course, I will be sharing her duties. ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/38 "2000-02-07T06:43:00Z")
This is a travesty!! Gaudere does not deserve this position. Gaudere has done nothing to merit the status of moderator. Gaudere has been unfailinglu intelligent, charming, sensible, sensitive, insightful and even kind to her fellow posters. What twisted mockery of the judicial process has led to her being sentenced to moderator status? Even as a private poster she has been forced to deal with the pathetic ravings of delusional Phaedrii. How much more abuse will be directed her way now simply because Herr Zotti has branded her with the scarlet \M\? Will there be no end to the madness? Can’t we all just get along? And what happened to my beer, anyway? I swear it was full a second ago. Ah, forget it. Condolenc-- I mean, congratulations, Gaudere. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer Guiness-swilling elf. * * * - The best lack all conviction The worst are full of passionate intensity. \* ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/39 "2000-02-07T12:25:00Z")
I _want_ to believe in Gaudere. I mean, who doesn’t? It would be nice to believe that there is a compassionate moderator, but what does our actual experience tell us? There just isn’t any way to know for sure whether Straight Dope has made up the whole Gaudere persona. Look at the striking resemblance she has to another goddess. I mean, can you say “Athena”? Athena comes out of the mouth of Zeus, just as Gaudere comes out of the mouth of David. I know that many of you say that you have met her and have a personal relationship with her. While I really do believe that you honestly, genuinely, and from the bottoms of your hearts _think_ you met her, I don’t believe you’re taking into consideration all the many _other_ simpler, more likely explanations. I’m not saying that there cannot be a Gaudere, but merely that the message board doesn’t need one to exist. And just because I think it might feel nice to believe in a Gaudere, I just can’t let my feelings take over my rational brain. And has my rational brain _ever_ failed me? Okay, never mind that one. But think about the other stuff I said. ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/40 "2000-02-07T14:31:00Z")
Gaudere, congratulations! I think you’ll make a wonderful mod. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427.md?page=3)