# New co-moderator in Great Debates!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [February 6, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427 "2000-02-06T21:01:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/61 "2000-02-08T14:48:00Z")

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Yea, he speaks the truth! We could have been deceived.

Oh, Gaudere, show us yet another miracle, so that we may believe in thee!

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/62 "2000-02-08T14:51:00Z")

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Y’know, tracer, I think you’re right–the accent should be on the _second_ syllable. That’s what I get for attempting to appear erudite. Guess I need to pick up a copy of _Teach Yourself Latin_ too.

RT–it means “to rejoice”. I’m not just a verb, I’m an infinitive.

Andros–if you’re actually me, that remark becomes ickily kinky. Well, it’s not as if it wasn’t anyway. 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/63 "2000-02-08T15:46:00Z")

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Gaudere - you’re an _infinitive??_ Quick, over to the [anti-infinitive](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000962-5.html) thread! 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/64 "2000-02-08T16:11:00Z")

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Gaudere - I’m honored to meet an infinitive; this is the first time I’ve had the pleasure of knowing one. If I were a part of speech, I’d probably be an interjection!

Seriously, it’s an apt name for you.

Now, I’ll duck out while you engage in autoerotic kinkiness with your alter ego… 😉

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/65 "2000-02-08T16:17:00Z")

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[arms folded… foot tapping…]

Y’know, we’re waiting for our miracle over here. Doncha want us to believe?

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/66 "2000-02-08T16:23:00Z")

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If it were easy for you to believe in Me, where would be the merit in your faith? Even godless atheists and sinners believe reasonable things. You wouldn’t want to be like _them_, would you?

Go thou, and meditate on the ineffable duality of my Name. How can it perform some functions of a noun and at the same time display some characteristics of a verb? _And_ it is a proper noun at the same time!

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/67 "2000-02-08T16:31:00Z")

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Oh, truly she is great! Who can know her wisdom? Who has ever said words like these?

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[days pass… grumbling begins…]

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Hey, let’s go try the guy that bends spoons!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/68 "2000-02-08T17:34:00Z")

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To paraphrase Buckminster Fuller, _Gaudere is a verb!_ ::groan::

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/69 "2000-02-08T19:47:00Z")

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RTFirefly wrote:

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> If I were a part of speech, I’d probably be an interjection!

Not without dinner and flowers.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-co-moderator-in-great-debates/17427/70 "2000-02-08T20:24:00Z")

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…ineffable duality…  
So you’d be a split infinitive then?

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