# New Computer shop name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 19, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285 "2013-11-19T19:28:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/1 "2013-11-19T19:28:11Z")
OK, need a name for a computer shop This is going to be kinda a specialty shop aiming for speedy virus cleanups at low cost. We are going for volume and looking to gut the local computer shop market on virus cleanup problems. Like $49 for a standard virus cleanup or $69 if we have to backup and reload your machine. We are re configuring my old shop “PC Search and Rescue” and turning what remains of PCS&R into an onsite service only. So looking for something clever emphasizing speedy virus removal. any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/2 "2013-11-19T19:42:31Z")
> [@drachillix](#): > > so looking for something clever emphasizing speedy virus removal. Spe-Vir-Rem? “We fix your mistakes!” ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/3 "2013-11-19T19:43:10Z")
I’ve always thought it would be clever to style one of these shops after a dry cleaning service. Clever both in an intellectual sense - do some fun play on words, return computers in a plastic bag with a hanger, etc. - but also clever in a business sense - you want people to think of you as something they use every month (like a dry cleaner), not just when there’s an emergency. I don’t have a specific name to suggest, but I’d brainstorm words related to computers and dry cleaning and then see what domain names are still available using combinations of those words. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/4 "2013-11-19T19:48:33Z")
EBS-Emergency Debugging Service. Virustat ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/5 "2013-11-19T19:48:40Z")
The Box Doctors (hahahahaha!!) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/6 "2013-11-19T19:49:52Z")
“You Break it We Fix it” “U Break it … We Fix it” “What happens here … stays here” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/7 "2013-11-19T19:55:35Z")
**B** ob’s **S** peedy **O** rganized **D** efenders (or another way to highlight the acronym) ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/8 "2013-11-19T19:58:01Z")
> [@dracoi](#): > > I don’t have a specific name to suggest, but I’d brainstorm words related to computers and dry cleaning and then see what domain names are still available using combinations of those words. I like where you are going with this. Or any fairly commoditized service along those lines. Mechanics, handyman, yard care, pest control, etc. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/9 "2013-11-19T19:59:50Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > **B** ob’s **S** peedy **O** rganized **D** efenders (or another way to highlight the acronym) I lol’d ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/10 "2013-11-19T20:00:43Z")
CompuMech CompuMed Computer Emergency Room ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/11 "2013-11-19T20:00:51Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > The Box Doctors > > (hahahahaha!!) There may be an OB/GYN group that will fight me for that one don’t know if I want to google that either :eek: ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/12 "2013-11-19T20:08:13Z")
PC Like GNU? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/13 "2013-11-19T20:18:14Z")
Vac U Comp Viro-Rooter (or Router?) Viro-Vax This Bugs for You! ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/14 "2013-11-19T20:21:05Z")
> [@si\_blakely](#): > > PC Like GNU? > > 😉 No linux puns…bad Si, Bad. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/15 "2013-11-19T20:29:34Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > The Box Doctors > > (hahahahaha!!) Box Dox or Box Docs does actually have a nice ring to it, double entendre aside. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/16 "2013-11-19T20:30:23Z")
> [@dracoi](#): > > I don’t have a specific name to suggest, but I’d brainstorm words related to computers and dry cleaning and then see what domain names are still available using combinations of those words. “One-Hour Drachillix-izing!” ---
**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/17 "2013-11-19T20:42:34Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Viro-Rooter (or Router?) Computer-rooter – would imply speed and efficiency with cleaning out sewage. It might also imply some type of 24hr service calls. Jiffy lube is a name brand for cheap and fast oil changes. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/18 "2013-11-19T20:44:24Z")
Router Rooter? ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/19 "2013-11-19T20:46:09Z")
Frank & Stein’s Labs Even when they die, we can make your computers come ALIVE! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285/20 "2013-11-19T20:46:47Z")
Some play on Toys-R-Us like: Vi-R-Us [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-computer-shop-name/674285.md?page=2)